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Monday, 1 October 2018

#myfirstporno - Deep Inside Nikki Dial

quote [ Starring: Bionca, Crystal Wilder, Melanie Moore, Nicole London, Nikki Dial, Jenna Wells ]

Oklahoma to this day still prohibits porn that shows penetration. This was it, the first hardcore porn I ever watched, at the age of 17.

[NSFW] [pr0n] [+7 Hot Pr0n]
[by rndmnmbr@2:53amGMT] [20 comments]

Sunday, 31 December 2017

Placenta Chili

quote [ I personally just wanted to try my hand at cannibalism, and test out a new and challenging ingredient. ]

One day there will be legends told of this woman, and those of us who knew her will just nod and say "Yeah, she was exactly like that."

Not work safe and not mind safe.

[NSFW] [food & drink] [+5 WTF]
[by rndmnmbr@1:32amGMT] [18 comments]

Tuesday, 23 August 2016

Nice to see you again

quote [ "How many politic posts can we get in a row?" - raphael_the_turtle ]

C-c-c-combo breaker!

e. This would have been funnier if it had posted properly...

[NSFW] [pr0n] [+10]
[by rndmnmbr@8:34pmGMT] [4 comments]

Thursday, 21 July 2016

Feds Seize KickassTorrents Domains, Arrest Owner

quote [ The U.S. Government has arrested the alleged owner of KickassTorrents, the world's largest torrent site. The 30-year-old Ukrainian was arrested in Poland today and is charged with criminal copyright infringement and money laundering. In addition, a federal court in Chicago has ordered the seizure of several KAT domain names. ]

So much for that. Time to find another torrent site, preferably one that deals heavily with ebooks. Suggestions currently being accepted.

[SFW] [obituaries] [+9 Sad]
[by rndmnmbr@12:21amGMT] [23 comments]

Thursday, 16 June 2016

A Lab-Grown Diamond Is Forever

quote [ With technology advancing, and with younger shoppers drawn to synthetic options, the question of whether or not lab-grown diamonds will invade the market is now a matter of when, not if. ]

Lab-grown diamonds have reached the point of being clear, gem grade, inexpensive, and virtually indistinguishable from rocks dug out of the earth. The diamond industry feels threatened, but a handful of jewelers are embracing synthetic diamonds.

[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+10 Good]
[by rndmnmbr@11:46amGMT] [20 comments]



Monday, 18 April 2016

Random Library II: Fiction Boogaloo

Fiction this time, and with a handy-dandy DNS redirection service behind it so the link doesn't die when my IP changes.

[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+4 Good]
[by rndmnmbr@1:00amGMT] [15 comments]

Thursday, 24 March 2016

Rndmnmbr's Nonfiction Library

I've been wanting to share my Calibre library for a while now...

[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+10 Good]
[by rndmnmbr@2:06amGMT] [18 comments]

Saturday, 12 March 2016

Sensible Erectors: The Video Tour

quote [ Can y'all Cool kids make some vids so i can see what you are building. I only have interweb on my phone so minecraft pe is all i got. The last update makes it shit to play. The child zombies are immune to daylight and they are superfast. ]

I'm taking a few videos of the cool stuff we've built on the Minecraft server.

MEMBERSHIP DRIVE: vanilla.sensibleerectors.com, PM RobotRoadKill or myself to add you to the whitelist. DO IT!

More videos in the extended.

[SFW] [games] [+6 Classy Pr0n]
[by rndmnmbr@10:06pmGMT] [11 comments]

Friday, 26 February 2016

Don Knotts Dead At 81

quote [ Knotts died Friday night of pulmonary and respiratory complications at a Los Angeles hospital, said Paul Ward, a spokesman for the cable network TV Land, which airs his two signature shows. ]

Goodbye Mr. Limpet.

Well isn't that just egg on my face. Happy ten years dead, Mr. Limpet.

[SFW] [obituaries] [+3 Informative]
[by rndmnmbr@10:47pmGMT] [17 comments]

Sunday, 14 February 2016

Happy Valentine's Day

Post your favorite subversive Valentine's card and/or Valentine's themed pr0n.

[NSFW] [Quickies] [+1 Good]
[by rndmnmbr@7:07amGMT] [14 comments]



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