Crazy Cat Lady Coloring Book -
This coloring book, intended for adults, celebrates the cultural icon that is the Crazy Cat Lady.
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Thursday, 8 April 2021
quote [ Following a nautical traffic jam, a toilet paper shortage and a delay in shipment of sex toys, Ever Given is now pioneering a new genre of erotica. One that will either make you want to throw yourself overboard or wish the cargo had kept the canal company for longer. ]
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Friday, 12 February 2021
quote [ In 1940s Los Angeles, private investigator Nick Popodopolis, is hired by actress Dixie Ray, to find her blackmailer. ]
Everybody is a star in Hollywood
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Wednesday, 23 December 2020
quote [ Introducing the balldo?. The world?s first sex toy that lets you to penetrate your partner with your balls. Let the ballsex revolution begin. ]
LOL! This changes everything!
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Tuesday, 15 December 2020
quote [ After changing its policies to ban unverified uploaders and Mastercard and Visa's decision to drop the platform entirely, Pornhub has removed millions of videos. ]
Watch Pornhub and just do whatever I want
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Friday, 4 December 2020
quote [ Get one FREE VR Porn Video every day until Christmas! ]
BaDoinkVR is doing their christmas vr porn advent calendar again. Word.
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Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
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Thursday, 8 October 2020
quote [ With a blinding flash, you land in the middle of a forest clearing.
Phew! Looks like the teleport from the ????? ?? ??? ???? was successful, which is always a bit of a relief. You've heard of these circles misfiring?designating one's own balls as "impure" and neglecting to teleport them. >Actually, hang on... ] While I disagree paying for porn via fansonly or whatever it's called, this series is super creative. I found it on the juggling mime porn girl reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/user/AellaGirl/comments/j6yhey/my_friend_spent_months_working_on_a_porny/ enjoy! or don't!
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Saturday, 19 September 2020
quote [ One scandal would?ve been enough. ]
I peeked at the pictures, but never knew
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Tuesday, 25 August 2020
quote [ Watch as Loni the new postwoman makes her rounds delivering more than just the mail. There is something strange about those mysterious brown packages ]
Here comes that postman again
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Saturday, 23 May 2020
And its not the legal question you're probably thinking of!
Full article in extended.
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Friday, 6 March 2020
quote [ Step Mom & Son Watch Porn Together - Brianna Beach - Mom Comes First ]
A porn within a pr0n. A single, 25-minute video from youporn.com, with a gimmick that kind of works.
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Crazy Cat Lady Coloring Book -
This coloring book, intended for adults, celebrates the cultural icon that is the Crazy Cat Lady.
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?Shit, I was so lewd on that day?? He lamented mentally."
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