random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

it's almost like having friends - cb361

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
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