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Wednesday, 6 December 2017

I Made My Shed the Top Rated Restaurant On TripAdvisor

quote [ In that moment, it became my mission. With the help of fake reviews, mystique and nonsense, I was going to do it: turn my shed into London's top-rated restaurant on TripAdvisor. ]

I encourage ceaseless trolling of these sites.
[SFW] [Virtual & Augmented Reality] [+10 Funny]
[by foobar@5:39pmGMT] [12 comments]

Thursday, 23 November 2017

CRTC strengthens its commitment to net neutrality, consumer choice and free exchange of ideas by citizens

quote [ The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) today strengthened its commitment to net neutrality by declaring that Internet service providers should treat data traffic equally to foster consumer choice, innovation and the free exchange of ideas. ]

Are you guys ok down there in Canada's shoes?
[SFW] [science & technology] [+4 Interesting]
[by foobar@5:18amGMT] [14 comments]

Sunday, 19 November 2017

Twitter to ban Nazis December 18th

quote [ In what amounts to a major shift in Twitter policy, the company announced on Friday that it will be monitoring user's behavior "on and off the platform" and will suspend a user's account if they affiliate with violent organizations, according to an update to Twitter's Help Center on Friday.

"You also may not affiliate with organizations that — whether by their own statements or activity both on and off the platform — use or promote violence against civilians to further their causes," the update reads ]

Technically this would include Trump. I can't wait to drink the tears of all the sensitive snowflakes this sets off.
[SFW] [history] [+7]
[by foobar@3:03amGMT] [34 comments]

Tuesday, 14 November 2017

Australia Just Voted Overwealmingly to Legalize Marriage

quote [ Of the eligible Australians, the majority indicated that the law should be changed to allow same-sex couples to marry, with 7,817,247 (61.6 percent) responding "Yes" and 4,873,987 (38.4 percent) responding "No."

Nearly eight out of 10 eligible Australians (79.5 percent) expressed their view.

All states and territories recorded a majority Yes response. ]

Eat a bag of dicks, bigots. Or sex clams, whatever.
[SFW] [history] [+6 Good]
[by foobar@11:26pmGMT] [13 comments]

People Destroy Keurig Coffee Makers After Company Pulls Ads From Sean Hannity Programs

quote [ Conservatives are publicly destroying their Keurig coffee makers in response to the company’s decision to pull its advertisements from Sean Hannity’s television and radio programs.

At least five companies, including Keurig, have said they will no longer advertise their products on Hannity’s shows following the host’s coverage of Roy Moore. The Alabama GOP Senate candidate has been accused of sexual misconduct with several teens, including a 14-year-old girl, The Washington Post reported. ]

[SFW] [politics] [+3 Funny]
[by foobar@1:11amGMT] [69 comments]

Friday, 27 October 2017

BREAKING! Have astronomers discovered our first interstellar visitor? NOTE: Not aliens

quote [ This is a pretty big deal: A newly discovered object currently heading out of our solar system is looking very much like it’s our first true interstellar visitor: an asteroid from another star. Yes. Seriously. ]

I mean it could be aliens.
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+5 laz0r]
[by foobar@4:41pmGMT] [13 comments]

Tuesday, 17 October 2017

Today We Celebrate the Time Canada Burned Down the White House

quote [ Two hundred years ago today, a 36-year old America declared war, for the second time, against Great Britainn. The plan was to conquer Canada and wrest North America for the United States once and for all. But, by pretty much all measures, the war was a total mess…

It began in confusion, with the United States declaring hostilities unaware that one of its major war aims was already addressed. And it ended that way, too, with a last, pointless battle fought weeks after a peace treaty was signed. Civilians on both sides suffered, there were horrible massacres, and even more bungling by generals than is customary in warfare. ]

Do we need to come down there again?
[SFW] [history] [+1 Good]
[by foobar@6:12pmGMT] [17 comments]

Wednesday, 13 September 2017

Porn Star by face identification. Find Look-alike Porn Star. Porn star Doppelganger.

quote [ The First Porn Star face-recognizing search engine based on deep neural networks. Find Look-alike Porn Star. ]

Someone trained a neural network to identify porn stars faces. Run your high school yearbooks through...
[NSFW] [science & technology] [+4 laz0r]
[by foobar@8:03amGMT] [7 comments]

Tuesday, 12 September 2017

Ted Cruz Doesn’t Believe You Have the Right to Masturbate

quote [ “There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals,” his legal team argued. ]

No word on whether one has a right to cry into a cold can of Campbell's soup while wearing a butt plug.
[SFW] [dystopian violence] [+2 WTF]
[by foobar@6:37amGMT] [10 comments]

Sunday, 10 September 2017

Florida sheriff urges people not to shoot at Hurricane Irma

quote [ A Florida sheriff has pleaded with citizens not to shoot at Hurricane Irma, saying they “won’t turn it around”. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office warned that shooting weapons at the most dangerous Atlantic hurricane to hit the US since records began “will have very dangerous side effects”. As many as 53,000 people said they were interested in a Facebook event called “Shoot At Hurricane Irma”, and 25,000 people said they would participate on Saturday evening. ]
[SFW] [humor] [+2]
[by foobar@7:44pmGMT] [13 comments]

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