a phallocracy of vaginophiles
Thursday, 20 September 2018

New Mexico observatory closure stemmed from FBI child porn probe

quote [ The mysterious 11-day closure of a New Mexico solar observatory stemmed from an FBI investigation of a janitor suspected of using the facility's wireless internet service to send and receive child pornography, federal court documents showed on Wednesday.

The warrant issued by a U.S. magistrate in Las Cruces, New Mexico, showed that on Sept. 14 agents removed from the man's home three cell phones, five laptops, one iPad, an external hard drive, 16 thumb drives, 89 compact flash disks and other material. ]

Damn - was so hoping it was some Stephen King "The Stand" type stuff.

Follow up to this SE post.

And now. You know. The rest. Of the story.
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+2 Informative]
[by knumbknutz@10:16pmGMT] [6 comments]

Wednesday, 19 September 2018

How the Great California Dispensary Heist Went Horrifically Wrong

quote [ One of the most outrageous crime sagas of the 21st century starts with a severed penis...and only gets stranger from there. ]

you show up to your local dispensary
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+3 WTF]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:00amGMT] [2 comments]

Monday, 17 September 2018

Jeff Flake Suggests Delaying Kavanaugh Vote Amid Sexual Assault Allegations

quote [ The Arizona senator became the first Republican to urge the Judiciary Committee not to vote on Kavanaugh?s nomination until his accuser can be heard. ]

If they don't have Flake they can't get it out of committee.

[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+5 Good]
[by bbqkink@1:43amGMT] [32 comments]

Friday, 14 September 2018

How Will Police Solve Murders on Mars?

quote [ If humans ever go to Mars, the worst of our impulses will accompany us there. The Red Planet will not rid us of murder, violence, and blackmail. There will be kidnapping, extortion, and burglary. Given time, we will even see bank heists.... Mars P.D. will have to deal with new blood-spatter patterns, different body decay rates, and space-suit sabotage?and they won?t be able to fire guns indoors. ]

C.S.I Mars - the series writes itself. Or maybe we can just remake the film Outland
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+2 Interesting]
[by Space_1889@3:13pmGMT] [10 comments]

Paul Manafort expected to plead guilty in Mueller probe

quote [ Paul Manafort, formerly President Donald Trump's campaign chairman, is expected to plead guilty to two counts, a federal conspiracy charge that accused him of money laundering, tax fraud, and lying to investigators, as well as a count of conspiracy to obstruct justice, according to a document filed in federal court.

A charging document filed Friday in the District of Columbia outlines accuses Manafort, 69, of participating in a conspiracy against the United States ? money laundering, tax fraud, failing to file Foreign Bank Account Reports, violating the Foreign Agents Registration Act, and lying and misrepresenting to the Department of Justice. ]

Meh - just a low level coffee boy. Trump never even heard of him.
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+1 Good]
[by knumbknutz@2:21pmGMT] [4 comments]

Friday, 7 September 2018

India?s Supreme Court unanimously strikes down law criminalizing gay sex

quote [ India?s Supreme Court on Thursday unanimously struck down one of the world?s oldest bans on consensual gay sex, a groundbreaking victory for gay rights that buried one of the most glaring vestiges of India?s colonial past. ]

Just in case, like me, you needed some good news today.

[article in extended]

[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+10 Good]
[by Hugh E.@12:16amGMT] [21 comments]

Friday, 31 August 2018

Mueller investigation results in yet another plea deal

quote [ Sam Patten, a Republican lobbyist, pleaded guilty Friday to violating the Foreign Agents Registration Act in his unregistered work for a Ukrainian politician and a Ukrainian oligarch ? and agreed to cooperate with the government.

Patten was charged by the US attorney?s office for the District of Columbia. But Mueller?s team referred the investigation there and Patten?s plea agreement specifically says he must cooperate with the special counsel?s office. ]

Also in extended - Lawyer was told Russia had ?Trump over a barrel?

[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+3]
[by knumbknutz@10:39pmGMT] [17 comments]

Thursday, 30 August 2018

California Measure Would Expunge Many Marijuana-Related Crimes

quote [ California lawmakers have approved a measure requiring prosecutors to expunge convictions or reduce sentences for many marijuana-related convictions dating back decades. The bill is now awaiting a signature from Gov. Jerry Brown.

The bill, passed by the state Senate on Wednesday, would require the state's Department of Justice to review cases dating as far back as 1975 until 2016 to determine their eligibility. ]

I was wondering why the bombardment of anti-legalization propaganda in the media in San Diego was all of a sudden flooding us here in the SOCAL area.The prison industrial complex does seem to be in quite the tizzy right now over it. We'll see if their mighty lobbying arm reaches Brown's office. Link to full release of the bill in extended.

[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+6 Good]
[by knumbknutz@10:59pmGMT] [4 comments]

Friday, 24 August 2018

Major prison strike spreads across US and Canada as inmates refuse food

quote [ Prisoners stand against forced labor and other indignities amid reports of action in California, Washington state and Nova Scotia ]

Kent what? Kent who? Kent statey!

[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+3 Underrated]
[by lilmookieesquire@4:08amGMT] [1 comment]

Tuesday, 21 August 2018

Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort found guilty of bank and tax fraud

quote [ President Donald Trump's former campaign chairman Paul Manafort on Tuesday was found guilty of eight criminal counts, including five counts of tax fraud. ]

He's guilty, he's guilty, send that boy to jail
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+9 Funny]
[by ScoobySnacks@8:42pmGMT] [17 comments]

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