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Wednesday, 13 June 2018

Dennis Hof, Nevada's most famous pimp, wins GOP primary

quote [ The owner of half a dozen legal brothels in Nevada has ousted a Republican state lawmaker running for re-election. "It's all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me," Hof told the AP in a phone call. "He found the way and I jumped on it." Hof, who wrote a book titled "The Art of the Pimp," has dubbed himself "The Trump of Pahrump," and held a rally with longtime Trump adviser Roger Stone. ]

Put on your fake porn 'staches, cause we're in the Classiest Timeline.
[NSFW] [politics] [+7]
[by Ankylosaur@2:13pmGMT] [5 comments]

Wednesday, 6 June 2018

The Importance of Teaching Robots to Hug

quote [ Hugs make us feel warm and safe and comforted and loved. If we need a hug and another human isn't available, we can sometimes get a little bit of satisfaction from hugging inanimate objects like stuffed animals, but it seems like robots might be able to be somewhat more fulfilling. The importance of hugs goes way beyond "oh that feels nice thank you." There’s plenty of research showing that hugs offer tangible health benefits, including lowering blood pressure and increasing oxytocin levels, as well as significant improvements to mental health, like social support reinforcement and stress relief. ]

CAN I HAVE A HUG PLEEESE? CAN I HAVE A HUG PLEEESE? CAN I HAVE A HUG PLEEESE? CAN I HAVE A HUG PLEEESE? CAN I HAVE A HUG PLEEESE? CAN I HAVE A HUG PLEEESE? CAN I HAVE A HUG PLEEESE?

[SFW] [health] [+3 Interesting]
[by Ankylosaur@10:24pmGMT] [5 comments]

Tuesday, 5 June 2018

Claims about social benefits of sex robots greatly overstated, say experts

quote [ The market for anthropomorphic dolls with a range of orifices for sexual pleasure – the majority of which are female in form, and often boast large breasts, tiny waists and sultry looks – is on the rise. Writing in the journal BMJ Sexual and Reproductive Health, Bewley & Cox-George searched databases of scientific papers but found none that studied the health impacts of sex robots. "While a human may genuinely desire a sexbot, reciprocation can only be artificially mimicked." ]

Surely the IBM 1401 reciprocates.

[NSFW] [health] [+6]
[by Ankylosaur@1:18amGMT] [12 comments]

Saturday, 2 June 2018

1960s Computer Porn — On Punched Cards

quote [ For the good of academic research, we were asked to run the vintage programs "Sophie" & "Edith" on the vintage 1959 IBM 1401 mainframe at the computer history museum. ]

VORSIGHT: ZUSAETZLICHES EINSCHALTEN VCN SCHALTER C IST VERBOTEN

[NSFW] [pr0n] [+10 Hot Pr0n]
[by Ankylosaur@11:25pmGMT] [12 comments]

Tuesday, 8 May 2018

Kim the spider jumps on demand

quote [ Scientists have trained a spider to jump on demand. The diminutive arachnid, which they nicknamed Kim, can leap six times her body length from a standing start. Unlocking the secrets of her extraordinary leaps could help build a new generation of robots inspired by nature, say University of Manchester researchers. ]

If your job involves jumping on things, expect to be replaced with a spiderbot
[SFW] [science & technology] [+1 Interesting]
[by Ankylosaur@10:35amGMT] [3 comments]



Thursday, 3 May 2018

In Japan, Old Robot Dogs Get A Buddhist Send-Off

quote [ Sony stopped making Aibo robotic dogs in 2006. Since then, an electronics repair company has been keeping them "alive" through organ donations from "dead" Aibos. But never before a proper funeral. "We'd like to return the souls to the owners and make the robot a machine to utilize their parts," says A-Fun CEO Norimatsu. "We don't take parts before we hold a funeral for them." Bungen Oi, the head priest at Kofukuji, who conducted the ceremony, says of the Aibos: "All things have a bit of soul." Letter sent with dead Aibo: "Please help other Aibos. Tears rose in my eyes when I decided to say goodbye." ]

All robodogs go to Buddhist heaven.
[SFW] [religion & spirituality] [+4 laz0r]
[by Ankylosaur@5:44pmGMT] [0 comments]

Tuesday, 1 May 2018

Oriental Science Fiction Valley is Go!

quote [ This weekend, a VR-only theme park opened in Guizhou, China. One of the park’s centrepieces, however, is not virtual but a towering Transformers-style robot statue. Featuring 35 virtual reality attractions, Oriental Science Fiction Valley opened on April 29. Other theme parks have VR rides, but Oriental Science Fiction Valley uses virtual reality on all its attractions. ]

Come to a park to pretend you are not there.

[SFW] [Virtual & Augmented Reality] [+5 Interesting]
[by Ankylosaur@5:48pmGMT] [2 comments]

Saturday, 28 April 2018

Giaus Villosus, trapdoor matriarch, dead at 43

quote [ Australian researchers have discovered what is thought to be the world's oldest recorded spider, unlocking key information about the mysterious eight-legged creature. The research suggests the 43-year-old Giaus Villosus trapdoor matriarch, who recently died during a long-term population study, had outlived the previous world record holder, a 28-year old tarantula found in Mexico. ]

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[SFW] [obituaries] [+4 Informative]
[by Ankylosaur@7:20pmGMT] [9 comments]

Tuesday, 10 April 2018

There's a Lot of Sperm on the International Space Station Right Now

quote [ The Micro-11 mission, which made its way aboard a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, amounts to a bunch of containers of frozen human and bull sperm. Aboard the ISS, scientists will thaw the sperm, according to a NASA statement, and then study it to see how weightlessness affects its ability to move and prepare to fuse with an egg. It's perhaps worth noting that the current ISS crew of six men may have had alternative methods for acquiring a whole bunch of human sperm that would have been cheaper than hitching a ride on a multimillion-dollar space launch, but it's understandable why the space agency didn't go that route. ]

Good ol' Musky shooting for the stars!
[NSFW] [science & technology] [+6 Classy Pr0n]
[by Ankylosaur@6:28amGMT] [0 comments]

Friday, 23 February 2018

Dulles' Plan Does Not Exist, Still Works

quote [ In Russia, a conspiracy theory focused on an American plot to gut Russian culture—known as the Dulles Doctrine or the Dulles Plan—is so well known it has its own meme. Attributed to Allen Dulles, the first civilian head of U.S. intelligence, and supposedly written in the 1940s, the plan is to "hammer into the people's consciousness the cult of sex, violence, sadism, and betrayal, in a word, immorality," with the help of "our accomplices, helpers, and allies in Russia herself." ]

#ФальшивыеНовости

[SFW] [Big Brother] [+2]
[by Ankylosaur@8:14pmGMT] [0 comments]



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