Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
taser him again, boys - Moke
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
