Wednesday, 1 March 2023
quote [ Like Mad God, but Japanese. ]
In the far future mankind is essentially immortal. This technology allowed them to engineer life to perform all their menial labor in vast underground facilities. Eventually these beings rebelled and were forgotten about by mankind on the surface. Now a dwindling mankind must descend to study their lost creations to learn how to save themselves.
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Sunday, 23 January 2022
quote [ A widespread fentanyl myth is scaring cops and leading to arrests. ]
If you're handed an iron clad excuse to get out of perhaps one of the few things cops might get held accountable for, doing drugs, why waste it?
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Wednesday, 12 January 2022
quote [ China’s central bank denied a rumor that a detained senior official forged $314 billion worth of banknotes. ]
The rumor is the deputy general manager of the company in charge of printing Chinese bank notes printed duplicates of 2 trillion yuan worth of bills. So not really forgeries, but duplicates with duplicate serial numbers. The scale would be ridiculous for a crime, but not if it was being done secretly by China in a sort of Ponzi scheme of money, with one set issued for use outside of China and one for use inside of China.
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Monday, 10 January 2022
quote [ A Clip of Bob Saget doing the Aristocrats joke. ]
Bob Saget is dead at 65. Died in his hotel room while on tour. Cause of death currently not clear. Link is NSFW.
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Thursday, 25 November 2021
quote [ You can’t buy them unless you live in Dubai. Apparently inspired by the ruler of Dubai, Sheikh Mohammad Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, who wanted more efficient and longer-lasting bulbs. ]
Yes, longer lasting, far more efficient LED lightbulbs exist, but you're not allowed to have them, at least not yet.
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Saturday, 16 October 2021
quote [ Explore the history & ultimate downfall of McDonaldland and The Disney-McDonald's Happy Meal, McDonald’s magical world & ad campaign that brought fame and fortune to the iconic fast food franchise. From the origins of Ronald McDonald, the McDonald’s Merchandise craze, the McDonalds Disney partnership and Happy Meal Toys and how it ultimately came to an end. ]
Short answer: Johnny Copyright Law has a long arm.
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Sunday, 3 October 2021
quote [ A sword wielding man in “full ninja garb” launched a surprise nighttime attack on an Army Special Operations unit in California — injuring two soldiers before he was finally arrested ]
You can never predict a ninja attack.
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Thursday, 23 September 2021
quote [ The Phoebus cartel engineered a shorter-lived lightbulb and gave birth to planned obsolescence ]
Competition isn't profitable. Collusion is the capitalist way.
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Wednesday, 18 August 2021
quote [ "Sean was one of Britain's finest comedians, his boundless creativity, lightning wit and the absurdist brilliance of his work, marked him out as a unique voice in British comedy." ]
On of my favorite comics. The really good ones are the ones who crack up other comics.
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Saturday, 26 June 2021
quote [ The police in Arvada, Colo., said a good Samaritan who fatally shot a gunman who had just killed a police officer was himself shot by responding officers. ]
Something something "good guy with a gun."
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