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Thursday, 24 December 2015

Wikipedia's Greatest Sex Illustrator Is an Anonymous Legend: Seedfeeder

quote [ His style is unmistakable, and nearly as striking as his subject matter: Clean vector graphics, gradient colors, blank and ominous backgrounds. Seedfeeder has written that he was inspired by airline safety manuals, with which he shares a kind of calming sterility. Instead of inflating their life preservers during an emergency landing, Seedfeeder's placid crash-test dummies are engaged in coitus, but the point is the same: Airline brochures and the Wikipedia articles Seedfeeder chooses to illustrate are both here to teach you about what it's like when you get fucked. ]

Got here from the amazing "snowballing" illustration.
[by LumpyCustard@5:43amGMT] [9 comments]

Wednesday, 9 September 2015

If You're a White Man Who Can't Get Published Under Your Own Name, Take the Hint

quote [ Lets raise a big glass of curdled identity politics to Michael Derrick Hudson, whose poem The Bees, the Flowers, Jesus, Ancient Tigers, Poseidon, Adam and Eve has made it into 2015s Best American Poetry after only 40 rejections under his real name (Michael Derrick Hudson) and 9 under the assumed name to which it is attached in the anthology, which is the adorable Yi-Fen Chou. ]
[SFW] [literature] [+2]
[by LumpyCustard@1:24amGMT] [9 comments]

Sunday, 2 August 2015

Trump: The Movie

quote [ The film was commissioned in 1988 by Leonard Stern as the first of a series on celebrity businessmen and finished in 1991. Back then, the only way for a film to be seen was on television or in the theater. Donald threatened to sue any broadcaster or distributor that took on the film. In effect, it was suppressed. It was screened twice in back-to-back standing room only showings at the Bridgehampton Community House on July 3, 1991, the same day that Donald announced his engagement to Marla Maples ]
[SFW] [politics] [+1 Funny]
[by LumpyCustard@12:16amGMT] [0 comments]

Tuesday, 28 July 2015

KFC Releases the Memories Bucket, So You Can Finally Capture All Those Greasy Moments

quote [ Whoever said it couldn't be done is now forever shamed. The KFC bucket printer is here. ]
[SFW] [science & technology] [+3]
[by LumpyCustard@7:13pmGMT] [4 comments]

Thursday, 23 July 2015

Uber will finally give "minority neighborhoods" access to ambulances (fixed video)

Maybe the most tone-deaf political ad I've seen in NYC, and we dealt with AirBNB trying to defend itself as a job creator.
[SFW] [politics]
[by LumpyCustard@2:58amGMT] [5 comments]

Tuesday, 14 July 2015

This Rocketship Will Crash

idk man. just, idk.
[SFW] [literature] [+6 Good]
[by LumpyCustard@12:21amGMT] [2 comments]

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

An Interview With @AfAmHistFail

quote [ The latest Tweets from Af Am History Fail (@afamhistfail). I work at a historic plantation, where I give presentations on African-American history and #slavery. These are some real things tourists have said back to me. Storify: afamhistfail ]
[SFW] [politics] [+8 Interesting]
[by LumpyCustard@6:40pmGMT] [1 comment]

Friday, 19 June 2015

People are violent because their morality demands it

quote [ Some people are ruthless. Some lose control. Yet most violence remains unfathomable. A new theory lights up the darkness ]
[SFW] [science & technology] [+8 Interesting]
[by LumpyCustard@9:09amGMT] [13 comments]

Friday, 5 June 2015

Just signal boosting for a friend

quote [ I am looking for a role-playing partner to do email or instant message-based sessions revolving around various reenactments and recreations of situations similar to those in the Disney classic movie... ]
[SFW] [humor]
[by LumpyCustard@6:28pmGMT] [10 comments]

Thursday, 4 June 2015

The rewilding plan that would return Britain to nature

quote [ The UK has lost almost all its native wildlife, especially its forests and big animals. Rewilding would bring back everything from beavers to bears ]
[SFW] [+4 Interesting]
[by LumpyCustard@6:54pmGMT] [10 comments]

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