Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions -
Break your brain. You know you want to.
it's the fapture! - Robolt
averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK