quote [ "Daniel Carlson awoke from a dream- a few seconds later, he registered it as a nightmare. He exhaled hard confirming he was awake. The same dream. The dream was an emotion, not a scene. It was real. The dream did not forsake the laws of science." ]

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quote [ City officials may have stirred up more than they had intended. In two days, the post has been shared nearly 13,000 times, and attracted comments from far beyond Savannah city limits. Most people poked fun at what they called an overreaction and said the result would surely be copycat ?googly eye bandits.?

?So I?m not a part of this community or anything, but you guys do realize you just dared your entire city to googly eyes all of your monuments right?? a Facebook user named Greg Lamb wrote. ?Just pick the eyes off and move on.?

Others couldn?t help chiming in with all sorts of googly eye-inspired puns.

?Who is Nathaniel Greene? Never mind. I?ll Googly him,? one person wrote.

?Don?t vandal-eyes,? another commented. ]

quote [ Slate today is taking the rare step of publishing a letter someone sent us from inside an ongoing bank robbery. We have done so at the request of the author, who is currently robbing a bank, but would like to minimize his exposure to criminal charges from this whole bank robbery thing now that it seems to be going south. ]

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quote [ The New York Times - Breaking news: in an eerie echo of Donald Trump?s infamous campaign trail remark ? ?I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn?t lose voters? ? many witnesses report, and CCTV footage obtained by the Times confirms, that early this morning the president drew a handgun on his former lawyer Michael Cohen and shot him dead on a street in midtown Manhattan.

House speaker Paul Ryan - ?If these reports are true ? I emphasize IF ? then yes, I?m very concerned. I don?t think the president should be killing people in broad daylight in front of Tiffany?s. But I?m not a legal expert, I could be wrong.? ]

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quote [ Current and former Republican lawmakers endorsed a fake program to train and arm children as young as four years old, part of comedian Sacha Baron-Cohen?s new Showtime series.

An abbreviated clip from the show posted to Twitter by musician and writer Mikel Joellett Saturday night, and later posted in full by Showtime Sunday, showed Former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott (R-MS) reading an endorsement of something called the ?Kinderguardians Program? while looking into the camera. ]