did I call someone a douchethinker?
Sunday, 28 June 2026

X-MEN but better and more accurate

quote [ Avengers Doomsday is rumored to be costing upwards of 500 million dollars and has taken Disney over 4 years to get it into theaters. We adapted the Dark Phoenix saga in ONE day for only 250 thousand dollars; ANYTHING is possible. It's time for Hollywood to wake up ]

X-men 'bout to blast off world wide
[SFW] [humor] [+1 Informative]
[by ScoobySnacks@7:11amGMT] [0 comments]

Wednesday, 13 May 2026

The Banal Horror of Jimmy Fallon

quote [ Under the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and ushers in the death of culture. ]

Now I'm talkin' dope on Jimmy Fallon
[SFW] [humor] [+3]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:08amGMT] [1 comment]

GIMP: The Movie (2026) | Official Trailer | Starring Pork Johnson

quote [ This is a trailer for the upcoming movie, GIMP: The Movie. The film follows Spencer Kimball (Johnson) as he creates the photo editing application, GIMP, and ... ]

I'd buy a ticket.
[SFW] [humor] [+3 Good]
[by R1Xhard@1:46pmGMT] [1 comment]

Monday, 29 December 2025

Insane Clown Posse vs. GWAR | Hot Ones Versus Holiday Special

quote [ Everyone?s on the Naughty List when two of music?s wildest acts Insane Clown Posse and GWAR go head to head on the Hot Ones Versus Holiday Special!!! The bands have shocking and thrilling audiences for decades but today, they'll have two choices: Tell the truth, or suffer the wrath of the Last Dab. Whoever eats the most wings, loses!

From GWAR?s mythological beginning to ICP?s knowledge of Faygo, they will either need to be honest or go head-to-head with the Wings of Death. Does GWAR know Juggalo lingo? Who can decorate a Christmas tree with their trademark projectile? Tune in to an all-new episode of Hot Ones Versus, and see who takes home the coveted chicken wing trophy! ]

Violent J's complete and total breakdown after a single wing is a sight to behold.
[NSFW] [humor] [+2]
[by steele@11:51amGMT] [2 comments]

Monday, 20 October 2025

New Work by Gary Larson

quote [ Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®. ]

Take a walk on the far side like Gary Larson
[SFW] [humor] [+4 Good]
[by ScoobySnacks@6:59amGMT] [2 comments]



Friday, 10 October 2025

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile

quote [ Unlike anything you've already seen about Jeffrey Epstein, this documentary uncovers the truth behind one of America's most notorious perverts. ]

You mean like Jeffrey Epstein?
[SFW] [humor] [+2]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:02amGMT] [1 comment]

Thursday, 21 August 2025

How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult

quote [ The complex psychological mechanisms behind the current comedy era. The powerful cult behind the destruction of everything that was ever good. Hyperreality, classic reality. And the cycles. ]

Real comedy died with Gallagher
[SFW] [humor] [+1 Informative]
[by slaytanik@5:51pmGMT] [2 comments]

Monday, 28 July 2025

Last Weak Tonight

quote [ The decision to shut down Stephen Colbert?s long-running late-night show suggests it might be time to work around the studios for our comedic commentary. ]

Sitting down with Stephen Colbert
[SFW] [humor] [+2 Informative]
[by ScoobySnacks@1:13pmGMT] [0 comments]

Sunday, 20 July 2025

They're putting blue food coloring in everything

quote [ "Why is my burger blue?" I asked, innocently.
"Oh! We're making all of our food blue, all the best restaurants are doing it now." the waiter explained.
But I didn't want my burger to be blue. ]

A rant about how certain trends are getting out of hand, and the death of tradition.

[SFW] [humor] [+1 Interesting]
[by avid@9:28pmGMT] [4 comments]

Friday, 7 March 2025

Liar, Liar, Pants on fire!

quote [ This is an educational video. Where professional stunt men show us the process of lighting people on fire safely. DO NOT ATTEMPT ANYTHING YOU SEE IN THIS VIDEO. THIS WAS PERFORMED BY PROFESSIONALS AND SUPERVISED BY PROFESSIONALS. ]

Oh sure, Stuntmen are allowed to light people on fire, but when I try to do it I'm "Fomenting a Class War" and "Banned from Davos."
[SFW] [humor]
[by steele@2:19pmGMT] [0 comments]



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