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quote [ Vegard, Bård and Calle compete in having the highest decibel count when screaming to people. ]

quote [ Dorthy Parker after a journalist requested an interview:
"Tell him I was too f*cking busy - or vise versa."

Reporter: "What do you think of Western Civilization?"
Mahatma Ganddi:"I think, it would be a good idea." ]

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quote [ Fire at Yarram Herd Services in Victoria, Australia described as a "major blow" for farmers. ]

quote [ Welcome to The Far Side by Gary Larson ]

quote [ A Kiwi adman has chosen an unusual support person to accompany him to a redundancy meeting.

In lieu of the usual suspects of a friend, colleague or family member, the member of the creative team at FCB hired a professional clown to attend the meeting with him. ]

quote [ He told investigators he wrote the note in front of his wife, telling her he would ?rather be in jail than at home.?...

...was sentenced Tuesday to six months of home confinement after pleading guilty ]