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Sunday, 27 January 2019

Roger Stone?s attorney has written a novel. It?s a political thriller.

quote [ "Daniel Carlson awoke from a dream- a few seconds later, he registered it as a nightmare. He exhaled hard confirming he was awake. The same dream. The dream was an emotion, not a scene. It was real. The dream did not forsake the laws of science." ]

Roger's totally getting off scot-free. He's in the best hands, the best. Mueller overreached and now he's met his match.

(I started to tag this as "literature" but I just couldn't. How did we end up in this parallel universe instead of one of the sane ones?)

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[by hellboy@8:38amGMT] [6 comments]

Sunday, 30 December 2018

BrickTape Lowlights

quote [ Your source for the NBA misses because everybody looks like the GOAT on highlights. We are here to fill in the blanks and provide balance.

This is just the start and we are excited for all the additional content coming. Stay Tuned! ]

Saw a recommended video from this YouTube channel. It's literally the opposite of game highlights lol.

Can be filed under shitposting videos

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[by damnit@4:24amGMT] [0 comments]

Wednesday, 7 November 2018

Gem, Gemm n Gemmy

quote [ From an alternate dimension, it's the beloved late 90s/00s show about the Crystal Gems who scam Homeworld for jawbreakers, it's "Gem, Gemm n Gemmy"! ]

Wow, that's really well done.

Election results in the extended.

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[by steele@12:21amGMT] [1 comment]

Friday, 19 October 2018

Single Serving Sites

quote [ Although much of our research in this episode is based on the work of Jason Kottke and Ryan Greenberg, Andrew and Chris did some amazing sleuthing, looking up DNS records, analyzing source code, and interviewing people like Kottke and Eric Allam (the creator of IsIt2009yet.com.) ]

The internet! 10 years ago. Video in extended.

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[by Paracetamol@9:41pmGMT] [2 comments]

Sunday, 14 October 2018

Someone put googly eyes on a historic Georgia statue. Police want answers.

quote [ City officials may have stirred up more than they had intended. In two days, the post has been shared nearly 13,000 times, and attracted comments from far beyond Savannah city limits. Most people poked fun at what they called an overreaction and said the result would surely be copycat ?googly eye bandits.?

?So I?m not a part of this community or anything, but you guys do realize you just dared your entire city to googly eyes all of your monuments right?? a Facebook user named Greg Lamb wrote. ?Just pick the eyes off and move on.?

Others couldn?t help chiming in with all sorts of googly eye-inspired puns.

?Who is Nathaniel Greene? Never mind. I?ll Googly him,? one person wrote.

?Don?t vandal-eyes,? another commented. ]

The internets always win.
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[by knumbknutz@2:25pmGMT] [3 comments]

Friday, 7 September 2018

I Am Part of the Police Department Inside This Bank Robbery

quote [ Slate today is taking the rare step of publishing a letter someone sent us from inside an ongoing bank robbery. We have done so at the request of the author, who is currently robbing a bank, but would like to minimize his exposure to criminal charges from this whole bank robbery thing now that it seems to be going south. ]

More rats writing anonymous op-eds! It's all coming out!
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[by hellboy@11:06amGMT] [8 comments]

Saturday, 1 September 2018

DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 60 - Part 1 - #CellGames

quote [ Punch the Sub Button in it's perfect face!?http://bit.ly/TFSYTSub Please support the official release! ? http://bit.ly/TFSFuniNow Please support the official... ]

I've been waiting for this for a long time. They're talking about part two next Friday and that might be the last of DBZ Abridged.
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[by steele@2:10amGMT] [10 comments]

Sunday, 26 August 2018

If Trump shot Michael Cohen in broad daylight, here's what Republicans would say | Lawrence Douglas and Alexander George

quote [ The New York Times - Breaking news: in an eerie echo of Donald Trump?s infamous campaign trail remark ? ?I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn?t lose voters? ? many witnesses report, and CCTV footage obtained by the Times confirms, that early this morning the president drew a handgun on his former lawyer Michael Cohen and shot him dead on a street in midtown Manhattan.

House speaker Paul Ryan - ?If these reports are true ? I emphasize IF ? then yes, I?m very concerned. I don?t think the president should be killing people in broad daylight in front of Tiffany?s. But I?m not a legal expert, I could be wrong.? ]

I don't normally post opinion pieces, but just too damn funny not to...
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[by knumbknutz@3:04pmGMT] [4 comments]

ASMR Bank Robbery

quote [ Join ASMR Miranda as she takes your viewer request for this week's ASMR Scenario Also check out our series www.2Kawaii4Comfort.com More good stuff at www.Rhi... ]

Just a quickie, but so well done. Obviously, use headphones
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[by slaytanik@5:13amGMT] [3 comments]

Sunday, 15 July 2018

WATCH: GOP Lawmakers Push Arming Toddlers In Sacha Baron-Cohen Show

quote [ Current and former Republican lawmakers endorsed a fake program to train and arm children as young as four years old, part of comedian Sacha Baron-Cohen?s new Showtime series.

An abbreviated clip from the show posted to Twitter by musician and writer Mikel Joellett Saturday night, and later posted in full by Showtime Sunday, showed Former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott (R-MS) reading an endorsement of something called the ?Kinderguardians Program? while looking into the camera. ]

Actual Republican politicians endorsing a project to arm toddlers.

They aren't kidding.

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[by HoZay@4:58pmGMT] [5 comments]

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