never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals

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Sunday, 10 December 2017

Contouring 101

quote [ Twitter: @_xjjsmithx_ Insta: xx_jjsmith_xx *pterodactyl screech* ]

I don't think she knows about the penis contouring. #SecretsOut

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Saturday, 9 December 2017

Autocorrect nightmare: Typo in Bill C-45 legalizes cannibalism instead of cannabis

quote [ OTTAWA ? Canada is one step closer to the accidental legalization of cannibalism after the House of Commons passed a typo-ridden Bill C-45, formerly known as The Cannabis Act.

?I think no one wanted to be the one to point out the error,? MP Sara Anderson said. ?We all thought someone else would do it, and then they called the vote, and here we are, all voting to legalize cannibalism.?

?It?s just one of those things.? ]

Who was it? Step forward and claim your prize (or punishment), depending on how you look at it.

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Sunday, 3 December 2017

Peteski Instagram

quote [ Peteski peteski / `p?tsk? / This isn't happiness? #thisisnthappiness thisisnthappiness.com ]

Yeah, it's an Instagram page. But I like the self-hating fatalism on display.
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Thursday, 30 November 2017

Fox News Wins Fake News Trophy By Ramussen

quote [ But 40% of all voters think Fox News should be the winner of the first annual Fake News Trophy. ]

In all seriousness, No Shit!
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Saturday, 25 November 2017

Mansons Will

quote [ Manson specifically disinherited his known children, ex-wives, in-laws, lawyers, friends, prisoners, inmates, cops, guards, and the State of California. ]

This may just become a windfall for a guy who wrote letters to a killer.
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Celebrity Perv Apology Generator

quote [ Save some precious time with the automatic Celebrity Perv Apology Generator.

"I imagined that any woman would have been thrilled to see a tiny penis peeking out from below my pasty, middle-aged paunch like the head of a geriatric albino turtle moments from death, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong." ]

I would like to make it clear that if you feel/felt slighted by my actions in the past, present or future, then I am ashamedly sorry for your misperceptions.

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Wednesday, 22 November 2017

Michelle Wolf's Thoughts On Men | Night Of Too Many Stars

quote [ Performing stand-up for Night Of Too Many Stars, Michelle Wolf says too many men are in charge. Stream Night of Too Many Stars now on HBO. #NightOfTooManySta... ]

Night of Too Many Stars 2017 Full, starts at 10 minutes in.
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Saturday, 18 November 2017

What A Massive Dick

quote [ Navy officials acknowledged that one of its air crews was responsible for skywriting a penis over a rural Northern Washington county Thursday. ]

he's writing checks his bank will refuse to cash!
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Sunday, 12 November 2017

SEX CLAMS!

quote [ Saturday?s Times Daily out of Florence, Alabama, says that the Republican Party is facing some internal conflict over something called ?sex clams.? ]

newspaper typo as flimsy pretext to say....

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! missed you all (except the ones I've never met, I didn't miss those ones at all). when SE went down for what I guessed was the last time, I threw all my internet commenting time fully into the AV Club. then about a month ago the Kinjapocalypse happened, scattering that community to the winds (we've mostly coalesced around a couple of user-created disqus pages). then today I found this site after googling SE for shits n' giggles.

I'm doing well. living in a coast town, working in the supermarket. I know how to play guitar now, so that's new.
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Saturday, 11 November 2017

Another Actress Steps Forward Accusing Tom Hanks of Being Nice

quote [ In the latest of a series of recent allegations about the Academy Award-winning actor, actress Veronica Warren revealed Thursday that Tom Hanks was extremely kind to her on the set of the 2006 film The Da Vinci Code. ]

George Takei was accused earlier of sexual assault so I found this lighthearted article.
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