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Tuesday, 20 June 2017

Whole lotta cocksucking going down in Naziville

quote [ Things don’t really seem to be going well for the Alt-Right. The entire “united front” that Alt-Right leaders have been pushing for the past two months has more or less collapsed, as the Oath Keepers and militia types, the ones with the connections to local law enforcement, have become openly hostile to ‘the Nazis.’ Richard … ]

You'd think there'd be no shortage of pasty old man ass to go around. I don't see why they need to groom children.

In related news, Sean Spicer has been fired.
[NSFW] [humor]
[by foobar@6:31amGMT] [25 comments]

Saturday, 17 June 2017

Candidate to negotiate Brexit trade deals walks away after failed negotiation

quote [ Jonathan Fried was considered to be the leading candidate but withdrew from the process when Sir Jeremy Heywood, the head of the civil service, would not budge on the 160,000 salary, The Times reported.

A number of other prominent trade negotiators did not even apply for the role ? because they considered the salary offered to be too low. ]

England can't even negotiate its way to a salary. This is going to be amusing.
[SFW] [humor] [+3 Funny]
[by foobar@5:50pmGMT] [2 comments]

Monday, 12 June 2017

TIL Benjamin Franklin's ideas on marriage and alternatively, how to choose a mistress.

quote [ ...And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. ]

Benji was a polymath, inventor, diplomat, author, and freemason. His life was intertwined with the birth, development and direction of these here United States.
Here's his advice on how to choose a mistress.

If you already have a wife and/or a mistress, perhaps you might be interested in this instead.
[SFW] [humor] [+4 Funny]
[by macst34@3:14pmGMT] [2 comments]

Saturday, 10 June 2017

Oy the Cat tries to steal my shoe

quote [ "This is the kind of crap Oy does in the morning to get me out of bed. Cute at 10am, not at 4am. #Caturday ]

I got beat on the Adam West. Have some cute stuff. This is how Oy, my cat, wakes me up. He'll grab my stuff and try to steal it. Shoes, glasses, my phone, it all ends up messed with when he wants me up at 4 in the am.

Panda cubs and nanny Mei?s war ?
[SFW] [humor] [+3 Original]
[by steele@4:08pmGMT] [15 comments]

2 Dope Queens | WNYC

quote [ Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams are funny. They're black. They're BFFs. And they host a live comedy show in Brooklyn. Join the 2 Dope Queens, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York, and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t.
Booking inquiries: chenoae@avalon-usa.comPress Inquires: press@wnyc.org ]

Another of my favourite podcasts.
YAS QUEENS!
[SFW] [humor] [+1 Good]
[by slaytanik@11:51amGMT] [1 comment]



Thursday, 25 May 2017

Slightly Warped

quote [ Curiosities/Jokes/Slightlywarped.com's Curiosities/The Crap Factory/Awful, Evil, and Offensive Jokes/The Arcade ]

This place is just fun.

[NSFW] [humor]
[by bbqkink@6:52pmGMT] [12 comments]

A petition to call Australia?s currency ?the Dollarydoo? has 50,000 signatures

quote [ A petition to change the name of Australia?s currency from the Australian dollar to the ?Dollarydoo? has received more than 50,000 signatures since it was posted late last week. ]
[SFW] [humor] [+6 Good]
[by XregnaR@12:55amGMT] [3 comments]

Wednesday, 24 May 2017

The Trump Documents

quote [ The Onion has obtained hundreds of documents from an anonymous source within the White House. ]

A treasure trove indeed.

[SFW] [humor] [+10 Informative]
[by sanepride@3:47amGMT] [2 comments]

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

Boise, Idaho man rushed to hospital after fidget spinner became stuck in his anus

quote [ A 27-year old man from Boise, Idaho has been rushed to hospital after a fidget spinner became lodged in his anus. Surgeons were forced to operate on the man to remove the device, which had become stuck after he used it inappropriately. ]

My hometown is giving Florida a run for their money!
[SFW] [humor]
[by JWWargo@6:11amGMT] [9 comments]

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

Not Hotdog

quote [ What would you say if I told you there is a app on the market that tell you if you have a hotdog or not a hotdog. It is very good and I do not want to work on it any more. You can hire someone else. ]
[SFW] [humor] [+6 Funny]
[by satanspenis666@4:35amGMT] [6 comments]



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