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Wednesday, 15 May 2019

This is NOT a Review of Hell's Shadows by Dean Klein - UPDATED - Sci-Fi & Scary

quote [ Hell's Shadows is a 426-page horror novel by Dean Klein, but this is absolutely not a review of his book. ]

Just a light and fun send up of an asshole. Good times.
[SFW] [humor] [+4 Funny]
[by conception@4:17amGMT] [2 comments]

Monday, 13 May 2019

SKYN® Baby Blocker

quote [ Block baby pics on your Facebook.

Are parents sharing every giggle, playtime and din-dins on your Facebook? Is it driving you crazy? Download the Baby Blocker. Your social media contraceptive. It blocks baby pics on your newsfeed and replaces them with better images.

Track how many babies you?ve blocked in real-time. Share with your friends. And turn it on and off at your leisure. ]

Link to download in extended...

[SFW] [humor] [+6 Funny]
[by XregnaR@8:50pmGMT] [7 comments]

Monday, 22 April 2019

True Detective Pikachu

quote [ Pokémon belongs to The Pokémon Company. True Detective belongs to HBO. ]

Death row, 'til they put you in the Pikachu to fry
[SFW] [humor] [+1 Informative]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:01amGMT] [0 comments]

Saturday, 13 April 2019

Three naked Florida women lead police on 21-mile chase

quote [ Authorities said three naked women who were seen applying suntan lotion at a Florida rest stop led police on a 21-mile chase, drove a car at one deputy and threatened another with a bat. ]

florida woman emerges on the scene in 2019.
[SFW] [humor] [+3 Funny]
[by rylex@3:57pmGMT] [8 comments]

Tuesday, 2 April 2019

billy corgan rides a rollercoaster

quote [ faster than the speed of sound ]

Did Quickies disappear? It's a 14 second video clip, and totally worth your time.

[SFW] [humor] [+10 Funny]
[by daboo@9:48pmGMT] [8 comments]

Monday, 1 April 2019

Alex Jones blames "psychosis" for his Sandy Hook conspiracies

quote [ He now admits the shooting massacre was not a hoax.

In a video released Friday, Jones acknowledged in a sworn deposition stemming from a lawsuit filed by the families of Sandy Hook victims that the school shooting was in fact real. Jones blamed the ?trauma of the media and the corporations lying so much? for triggering his extreme distrust in news and information. ]

Yes - it reads like an April Fools headline, but its the real deal. Marked as "humor" because unless you are one of the very-fine-people who expected a $4000 reduction in your federal taxes while patiently waiting for Mexico to pay for the wall, you know this guy a walking joke amongst human beings.
[SFW] [humor] [+2]
[by knumbknutz@8:20pmGMT] [23 comments]

Tuesday, 19 March 2019

Devin Nunes Is Suing His Imaginary Mom, His Imaginary Cow, and Twitter

quote [ No really. ]

Before the lawsuit, Devin Nunes' Cow had 1204 followers. It now has over 100,000. Do these dumbfucks understand how social media works? "They do now," says the cow.

[NSFW] [humor] [+9 Funny]
[by hellboy@8:02pmGMT] [6 comments]

Wednesday, 6 March 2019

10 PRINT "OH NO" 20 GOTO 10

quote [ "OH NO" ]

This post was automatically generated by a 5th Earth :shout: comment.

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[by Hugh E.@2:30amGMT] [8 comments]

Sunday, 27 January 2019

Roger Stone?s attorney has written a novel. It?s a political thriller.

quote [ "Daniel Carlson awoke from a dream- a few seconds later, he registered it as a nightmare. He exhaled hard confirming he was awake. The same dream. The dream was an emotion, not a scene. It was real. The dream did not forsake the laws of science." ]

Roger's totally getting off scot-free. He's in the best hands, the best. Mueller overreached and now he's met his match.

(I started to tag this as "literature" but I just couldn't. How did we end up in this parallel universe instead of one of the sane ones?)

[NSFW] [humor] [+1 Informative]
[by hellboy@8:38amGMT] [6 comments]

Sunday, 30 December 2018

BrickTape Lowlights

quote [ Your source for the NBA misses because everybody looks like the GOAT on highlights. We are here to fill in the blanks and provide balance.

This is just the start and we are excited for all the additional content coming. Stay Tuned! ]

Saw a recommended video from this YouTube channel. It's literally the opposite of game highlights lol.

Can be filed under shitposting videos

[SFW] [humor] [+1 WTF]
[by damnit@4:24amGMT] [0 comments]

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