where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight
Saturday, 13 April 2019

Three naked Florida women lead police on 21-mile chase

quote [ Authorities said three naked women who were seen applying suntan lotion at a Florida rest stop led police on a 21-mile chase, drove a car at one deputy and threatened another with a bat. ]

florida woman emerges on the scene in 2019.
[SFW] [humor] [+3 Funny]
[by rylex@3:57pmGMT] [8 comments]

Tuesday, 2 April 2019

billy corgan rides a rollercoaster

quote [ faster than the speed of sound ]

Did Quickies disappear? It's a 14 second video clip, and totally worth your time.

[SFW] [humor] [+10 Funny]
[by daboo@9:48pmGMT] [8 comments]

Monday, 1 April 2019

Alex Jones blames "psychosis" for his Sandy Hook conspiracies

quote [ He now admits the shooting massacre was not a hoax.

In a video released Friday, Jones acknowledged in a sworn deposition stemming from a lawsuit filed by the families of Sandy Hook victims that the school shooting was in fact real. Jones blamed the ?trauma of the media and the corporations lying so much? for triggering his extreme distrust in news and information. ]

Yes - it reads like an April Fools headline, but its the real deal. Marked as "humor" because unless you are one of the very-fine-people who expected a $4000 reduction in your federal taxes while patiently waiting for Mexico to pay for the wall, you know this guy a walking joke amongst human beings.
[SFW] [humor] [+2]
[by knumbknutz@8:20pmGMT] [23 comments]

Tuesday, 19 March 2019

Devin Nunes Is Suing His Imaginary Mom, His Imaginary Cow, and Twitter

quote [ No really. ]

Before the lawsuit, Devin Nunes' Cow had 1204 followers. It now has over 100,000. Do these dumbfucks understand how social media works? "They do now," says the cow.

[NSFW] [humor] [+9 Funny]
[by hellboy@8:02pmGMT] [6 comments]

Wednesday, 6 March 2019

10 PRINT "OH NO" 20 GOTO 10

quote [ "OH NO" ]

This post was automatically generated by a 5th Earth :shout: comment.

[SFW] [humor] [+10 Funny]
[by Hugh E.@2:30amGMT] [8 comments]

Sunday, 27 January 2019

Roger Stone?s attorney has written a novel. It?s a political thriller.

quote [ "Daniel Carlson awoke from a dream- a few seconds later, he registered it as a nightmare. He exhaled hard confirming he was awake. The same dream. The dream was an emotion, not a scene. It was real. The dream did not forsake the laws of science." ]

Roger's totally getting off scot-free. He's in the best hands, the best. Mueller overreached and now he's met his match.

(I started to tag this as "literature" but I just couldn't. How did we end up in this parallel universe instead of one of the sane ones?)

[NSFW] [humor] [+1 Informative]
[by hellboy@8:38amGMT] [6 comments]

Sunday, 30 December 2018

BrickTape Lowlights

quote [ Your source for the NBA misses because everybody looks like the GOAT on highlights. We are here to fill in the blanks and provide balance.

This is just the start and we are excited for all the additional content coming. Stay Tuned! ]

Saw a recommended video from this YouTube channel. It's literally the opposite of game highlights lol.

Can be filed under shitposting videos

[SFW] [humor] [+1 WTF]
[by damnit@4:24amGMT] [0 comments]

Wednesday, 7 November 2018

Gem, Gemm n Gemmy

quote [ From an alternate dimension, it's the beloved late 90s/00s show about the Crystal Gems who scam Homeworld for jawbreakers, it's "Gem, Gemm n Gemmy"! ]

Wow, that's really well done.

Election results in the extended.

[SFW] [humor] [+2 Funny]
[by steele@12:21amGMT] [1 comment]

Friday, 19 October 2018

Single Serving Sites

quote [ Although much of our research in this episode is based on the work of Jason Kottke and Ryan Greenberg, Andrew and Chris did some amazing sleuthing, looking up DNS records, analyzing source code, and interviewing people like Kottke and Eric Allam (the creator of IsIt2009yet.com.) ]

The internet! 10 years ago. Video in extended.

[SFW] [humor] [+1 Informative]
[by Paracetamol@9:41pmGMT] [2 comments]

Sunday, 14 October 2018

Someone put googly eyes on a historic Georgia statue. Police want answers.

quote [ City officials may have stirred up more than they had intended. In two days, the post has been shared nearly 13,000 times, and attracted comments from far beyond Savannah city limits. Most people poked fun at what they called an overreaction and said the result would surely be copycat ?googly eye bandits.?

?So I?m not a part of this community or anything, but you guys do realize you just dared your entire city to googly eyes all of your monuments right?? a Facebook user named Greg Lamb wrote. ?Just pick the eyes off and move on.?

Others couldn?t help chiming in with all sorts of googly eye-inspired puns.

?Who is Nathaniel Greene? Never mind. I?ll Googly him,? one person wrote.

?Don?t vandal-eyes,? another commented. ]

The internets always win.
[SFW] [humor] [+8 Funny]
[by knumbknutz@2:25pmGMT] [3 comments]

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