quote [ Sex educators share the super-valid reasons a person may benefit from faking it. ]

quote [ Ana Belén’s Lia (Bolero) is playing softly in the background as I straddle him. Settling into my favorite position. His penis is resting between my labia pressed firmly against my clit. He holds onto my hips as I begin to make slow circles in time with the music.
But his penis refuses to rise to the occasion.
This is not unusual. ]

quote [ Republican Mike Enzi told a group of middle school and high school students in the town of Greybull on April 20 an anecdote about a man who goes to bars wearing a tutu and “is always surprised that he gets in fights,” reported the Greybull Standard. Enzi added: “Well, he kind of asks for it.”
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Activists and supporters quickly girded for battle — in tutus. Students, teachers and other professionals are showing up at school, work, church and in bars in tutus as part of a popular new #LiveAndLetTutu movement, reports National Public Radio. The logo for the movement is an image of a buffalo bearing the state seal — and wearing a tutu. ]

quote [ Almost every episode of Malcolm in the Middle ends with the sound of a door being slammed shut. It returns Malcolm's family – a combustive medley of troublemakers and misfits – back to the status quo. This is standard in sitcoms; everything returns to how it was. The difference is, in Malcolm in the Middle, the status quo is bleak. Unlike the characters in, say, Friends, who live comfortably in midtown apartments with lives seemingly unbothered by work, Malcolm's family is poor. Every joke, plot and resolution revolves around this material fact. ]

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quote [ This video was put together by 17 member of the High Quality Gifs community on reddit. reddit.com/r/highqualitygifs
This video is in no disrespect to Taylor Swift and was an awesome project to work on - check out the imgur album for the gifs and credits of each scene - imgur.com/a/DbI8L
Original video - youtu.be/nfWlot6h_JM
Taylor’s new release 1989 is Available Now featuring the hit single “Shake It Off” and her latest single “Blank Space”. smarturl.it/TS1989
All rights reserved by Taylor Swift and Big Machine Records, LLC ]

quote [ The torturous wait is almost over. The Venture Bros. season 6 coming to Adult Swim, January 31, 2016. ]

quote [ Mom I'd like to fuuuuudge.... ]