Sunday, 26 July 2015

Moms Guess What Porn Terms Mean

quote [ Mom I'd like to fuuuuudge.... ]

Part 2
[NSFW] [humor] [+1 Funny]
[by LaceInvader@9:13pmGMT]

Comments

HoZay said @ 7:46am GMT on 27th Jul [Score:1 Underrated]
They're just pretending not to know this stuff.
vintuk said @ 1:56pm GMT on 27th Jul
A few of those moms know worse terms I bet.

My mother once gave me a beating for saying "douche bag" when i was a kid. I didn't even know what I meant, I heard it from another kid.
Onix said @ 9:35pm GMT on 26th Jul
The mom who says "like an asshole?" is kinda cute.
midden said @ 12:23am GMT on 27th Jul
Ok. Now I have to watch it.
midden said @ 12:25am GMT on 27th Jul
Agreed.
sanepride said @ 10:19pm GMT on 26th Jul
No fair using foreign words.
Onix said @ 10:22pm GMT on 26th Jul
"There is no easy way to explain it to you ma'am. I am gonna have to show you. Please disrobe really slow and bend over."
rndmnmbr said @ 12:27am GMT on 27th Jul [Score:1 Good]
"Bend over and he'll describe the term to you."
Onix said @ 12:28am GMT on 27th Jul
I was thinking more of a practical demonstration. You can never be too careful with this sort of things.
Onix said @ 10:22pm GMT on 26th Jul
Oh, God! I am a pervert!
Headlessfriar said @ 2:09am GMT on 27th Jul
Every one of them knew golden shower. Why of all the terms, did they all know that one?
cb361 said @ 4:10am GMT on 27th Jul
It's pretty self explanatory.
satanspenis666 said @ 2:38am GMT on 27th Jul
DVDA, I think that's a band my son listens to.
Abdul Alhazred said @ 4:54am GMT on 27th Jul
I'm older than every one of those moms and I knew all of those terms and many more.

*hangs head in shame*
Taleweaver said @ 6:51am GMT on 27th Jul
Yeah. Shoulda asked dads, but that wouldn't have been any fun; everybody getting everything right first try.

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