I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap*
I think I got most of the errors, let me know if I missed any. -steele
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Saturday, 10 July 2021

Dave Lampert, Inventor of the Sybian Sex Aid, Dead at 90

quote [ The professional dance instructor developed the Sybian Sex Machine — a vibrating, mountable device that brought women to climax — in the 1980s ]

R.i.p. to a real one.
(Sex machine go BrRrrrr)
[NSFW] [science & technology] [+7 Sad]
[by discolemonade2.0@12:26amGMT] [3 comments]

Sunday, 4 July 2021

Oil firm's plan to abandon 1,700 Gulf of Mexico wells

quote [ A Houston oil company that grew into one of the largest producers in the Gulf of Mexico before going bust last year is planning to abandon hundreds of oil wells ]

I dont see how this could end badly at all
[SFW] [dystopian violence] [+2 Informative]
[by discolemonade2.0@12:06amGMT] [11 comments]

Friday, 2 July 2021

Reports: LSU's Sha'Carri Richardson tests positive for marijuana, might not run 100 at Tokyo Olympics

quote [ U.S. track and field star Sha'Carri Richardson, a former runner at LSU, failed a drug test and could miss the Olympic Games this month in Tokyo, according to multiple media ]

its legal in 18 states, why are we still worried about pot?
[SFW] [sports] [+3 Sad]
[by discolemonade2.0@11:00pmGMT] [9 comments]

Wednesday, 30 June 2021

Bill Cosby Released

quote [ Bill Cosby was released from prison Wednesday after Pennsylvania's highest court overturned his sexual assault conviction, saying the disgraced actor's due process rights were violated in the first major case of the #MeToo era. ]

yall ever just feel like fucking screaming?
[SFW] [people] [+3 WTF]
[by discolemonade2.0@8:01pmGMT] [18 comments]

Sunday, 2 October 2016

lets cheer up dalli.

post things below to cheer up dalli.
I might even post my routine
weeee.
[NSFW] [Quickies] [+3 Good]
[by discolemonade2.0@2:08amGMT] [29 comments]



Wednesday, 31 August 2016

John Hodgman does Ayn Rand

quote [ "WHY IS IT SO HARD TO OPEN FRESCA" ]
[NSFW] [humor] [+7 Funny]
[by discolemonade2.0@7:44pmGMT] [5 comments]

Monday, 18 January 2016

david bowie video game

quote [ David Bowie was perfectly cast in dual roles as an all-digital techno-revolutionary and a space-age rock star in Quantic Dream's 1999 game, Omikron: The Nomad Soul. Now, publisher Square Enix is celebrating the late, great musician's life and work by handing out free copies of the game. ]
[SFW] [+4 Informative]
[by discolemonade2.0@3:45pmGMT] [15 comments]

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Terrence Howard might not understand math

quote [ The profile on the actor details other out-there certainties Howard has about how the world works claiming that "twenty years from now, (children will) know that one times one equals two," through a series of unspecified objects that Howard is creating ]

Things are pretty rough for me right now, but at reading this makes it a little more bearable.
[SFW] [people] [+9 WTF]
[by discolemonade2.0@1:09amGMT] [17 comments]

Monday, 25 May 2015

Burlesque-0-RAMA

I thought i'd just make my first post about the thing that has been cosuming my life for the last year. :) If you have any questions [ i get alot, ill answer the most common ones below, just ask]

[NSFW] [art] [+10 Classy Pr0n]
[by discolemonade2.0@10:54amGMT] [26 comments]




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