Math isn[t his main problem.
Terrence Howard Admits Hitting Ex-Wife: "I Lost My Mind and Slapped Her In Front of the Kids"
There are many incidents of violence toward women by this dude.

Yeah. He might not understand math, he definitely doesn't understand that domestic violence is wrong. Fuck this guy.

So I'm genuinely curious, what does he think 1*2 is?

If he thinks its also 2, how the hell does he explain that? If he doesn't think it's 2, how the hell does he explain that?

Is he cereal, is this real?

as far as I can tell, yes. he is serious.

He may have been nominated for an Oscar, but I don't see Don Cheadle challenging the hegemony of the Oneist establishment.

Also, Terrence Howard has a patent: All-shape: modified platonic solid building block (US20150079870 A1):

All-shape building blocks may be shaped as platonic solids. All-Shape building blocks may be modified to include a flange on each tetrahedron edge, where each flange and each tetrahedron vertex may include magnetic materials (e.g., magnets, ferromagnetic metals). All-Shape building blocks may be combined to form or provide an optical appearance of various geometric structures, and the included magnetic materials may be used to retain the formed geometric structure shape.

And he tweeted a video of All-Shape in action. Where's your multiplicative god now?

"...held together by copper wire or magnets"

Right there.
I was waiting for the magnets.
There's always magnets with this brand of crazy.

But does he know how fucking magnets work?

DUH, MIRACLES.

anytime i play dead island and I pick up a magnet, i have to say HOW DO THEY WORK?

HYBRID was the Time Cube of RPGs.

"RULE # 7 : IQ = [10*C1] ; C1 = [TL*3] ; TL = [C1 / 3 ] ; so, being master of TL 7, he’d have an IQ of 210. NOTE that excess COM, PL, or beauty can reduce IQ as such is the case for women (as well as for guys, if a male mutant were to have growth power), where their IQ can NOT exceed that of men. But, in this rpg women always start with more points than men, even in the case of bacteria, where X = 1; but females consume more points than the men in this rpg, at least, leaving very few points for a or any mutant power(s), ASSUMING she's human & not a mutant."

That locked up my phone.

So that is what Madpride is up to these days...

2 + 2 = 5

Do it to Julia! Do it to Julia! Not me!

I haven't been able to take 1984 so seriously, since I somehow started visualising Winston as being tortured by Miles O'Brien from Star Trek.

So Terrence Howard is crazy. Good to know.