Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
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Friday, 4 November 2022
quote [ They successfully picked the Dodgers to win the 2020 World Series, and the Braves to win in ?21. Both franchises were riding fairly high in 2019, but nailing the two picks is impressive nevertheless. ]
He picked the Phillies for this year. If the Phillies win tomorrow, putting $1000 on the fucking mariners next year.
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quote [ Riding the emotional rollercoaster with ?Loogy,? ?Barefoot? and the most dedicated family of Mets superfans as they root, root, root for the hardest-luck team in sports. ]
Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets
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Monday, 8 August 2022
quote [ Bareknuckle boxing in an ice skating rink has gone professional ]
It's like Boxing Ice Capades! And it's amazing!
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Tuesday, 10 May 2022
quote [ ?Never go into business with friends if you?re not prepared to stab them in the back.? ]
I see u in ya sports bra
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Monday, 28 February 2022
quote [ With defenses spread out more than ever before, the NBA has become a playground for the game?s most creative passers ]
If you pass me the ball then I'm going for the win
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Monday, 21 February 2022
quote [ A cross-country skier experienced a frozen penis while competing in a race at the Beijing Olympics on Saturday in very cold, windy weather. ]
Ever second counts = Frozen Sensible Erection
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quote [ The secret of the slide, from ancient Germanic tribes to tony Alpine resorts. ]
'Cause he was huge on the luge
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Monday, 3 January 2022
quote [ This little rabbit went to market. ]
They're made of shapes and curvy lines
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Thursday, 25 November 2021
quote [ Marbles is a serious game in Overton County, Tennessee. ]
Happy colored marbles that are rolling in my head
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Wednesday, 1 September 2021
quote [ Bishop Sycamore?s existence as an actual school has also been questioned, too. ]
You want me I'm on ESPN
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