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Saturday, 14 April 2018

The Mobster Who Bought His Son a Hockey Team

quote [ ?It happened at dinner. My father said, out of nowhere, ?If I ever buy a hockey team, you?re going to run it.? I was like, ?Yeah, sure.? Then, two days later, he said, ?Okay, I bought the team.??? True to his word, Galante made his son the team?s general manager. ]

Mobster buys hockey team for his teenage son, stocks the roster with goons who beat up the other teams on the ice, team goes to the playoffs - the movie script writes itself...
[SFW] [sports] [+5 Interesting]
[by Space_1889@4:48pmGMT] [1 comment]

Monday, 5 March 2018

Scientists staged a racist Olympics in 1904 to ?prove? white superiority

quote [ But the participants of these ?Anthropology Days? didn?t play along ]

And anthroplogy sure seemed cool to me
[SFW] [sports] [+2 Informative]
[by ScoobySnacks@1:16amGMT] [16 comments]

Thursday, 8 February 2018

Norovirus Spreads at Olympics: Now 128 Confirmed Cases

quote [ They sprang up like mushrooms atop almost every table, countertop and reasonably flat surface at the Olympic venues on Thursday afternoon: freshly unpacked bottles of hand sanitizer.

Lots of them.

By Thursday night, 42 more cases of norovirus were confirmed around the sites of the 2018 Winter Olympics, bringing the official tally of cases this week to 128. A mere 24 hours before the opening ceremony of the Games, the outbreak has threatened to undermine an otherwise watertight start to the global sports event. ]

Uh - yeah. The olympic village is a massive fuckfest with young hard bodied athletes crammed together with nothing else to do between events. Don't think the hand sanitizer it gonna quite cut it there.

Full in extended.

[SFW] [sports] [+1 Informative]
[by knumbknutz@9:41pmGMT] [5 comments]

Friday, 5 January 2018

Donating $17 is a small personal commitment, but ...it can make a significant impact

quote [ Cincinnati quarterback Andy Dalton, on fourth down and 12 yards to go, with only 53 seconds remaining, threw an improbable 49-yard touchdown pass to win the game ? knocking Baltimore out of the playoffs and letting Buffalo in the back door.
Dalton immediately became a Buffalo hero, inspiring its fanatics to donate to the Cincinnati QB?s charity, which provides funding and experiences for seriously ill children and their families in Ohio and Texas.
Dalton reported that by Tuesday evening, 7,000 people had donated more than $170,000 to his foundation ]

A good news story for 2018
[SFW] [sports] [+2]
[by yunnaf@2:58pmGMT] [5 comments]

Wednesday, 15 November 2017

Trump bails out shoplifting ULCA athletes, internet calls him racist for wondering if they'll thank him.

quote [ The shoplifting basketball players, released by China after the US president intervened, apologise. ]

Damn straight they should. Internet is stupid - news at 11.
[SFW] [sports] [+1]
[by Kama-Kiri@11:55pmGMT] [25 comments]

Thursday, 9 November 2017

Tijuana?s Last Days of Bullfighting

quote [ A former mayor with a taste for exotic animals is keeping alive the tradition of bullfighting that many consider savage. ]

This masquerade is getting older
[SFW] [sports] [+2 Interesting]
[by ScoobySnacks@7:32amGMT] [7 comments]

Tuesday, 7 November 2017

What we know about the brutal, bizarre assault on Sen. Rand Paul

quote [ A neighbor tackled him and broke five of his ribs. ]

Looks like someone lost their fantasy football league.

[SFW] [sports] [+2]
[by lilmookieesquire@11:44amGMT] [13 comments]

Wednesday, 25 October 2017

American Cornhole Organization: A Fast-Growing Pro Cornhole League

quote [ You might think of cornhole as a lighthearted lawn game, but it actually has a professional league, a family of stars, and some budding momentum. Really. ]

Call 'em and tell 'em it's time to hate us again
[SFW] [sports] [+1 Informative]
[by ScoobySnacks@12:01amGMT] [10 comments]

Wednesday, 18 October 2017

After 3 rounds of giant USA vs. Japan robot fighting team shitty American robot won

quote [ Stupid American robot wins slow motion battle ]

The giant piece of American ?robot? built after sudobashi Kuritasu won even though it?s ama bulldozer with a paint gun, won.

[NSFW] [sports] [+4 Interesting]
[by lilmookieesquire@5:08pmGMT] [11 comments]

Wednesday, 2 August 2017

Russian Forces Beating China in Tank Olympics, Hailing Its Kit as ?Best in the World?

quote [ Russia?s third annual army Olympic games are well under way, and the home nation?s military is leading China in the event?s marquee competition?the tank biathlon. ]

A TANK BIATHLON !?!? As a general pacifist who played with war toys as a kid I find this incredibly cool! The main link is to a Newsweek article. The thumb is from this Daily Mail article that has lots of pictures.
[SFW] [sports] [+1 Funsightful]
[by Marcel@4:57amGMT] [4 comments]

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