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Wednesday, 25 December 2019

'Men have tried to choke me during sex'

quote [ Over a third of UK women under 40 asked by the BBC say they've experienced choking, gagging, slapping or spitting during consensual sex. ]

I once gave a lady a smack on the bottom during sex. She told me not to do that again, and I felt bad, that I was some sort of non consensual bottom smacking kind of person.
[NSFW] [health] [+2]
[by cb361@5:34pmGMT] [15 comments]

Sunday, 1 December 2019

Apostrophe society shuts down because 'ignorance has won'

quote [ A society dedicated to preserving the correct use of the apostrophe has shut down because "ignorance has won".  Retired journalist John Richards, 96, started the Apostrophe Protection Society in 2001 to make sure the “much-abused” punctuation mark was being used correctly. But Mr Richards has now announced: “With regret I have to announce that, after some 18 years, I have decided to close the Apostrophe Protection Society. ]

That's that then. I could have spent all that time at school designing imaginary Star Wars computers games instead.
[SFW] [literature] [+2 Sad]
[by cb361@10:54pmGMT] [7 comments]

Saturday, 9 November 2019

Alfie - NSFW webcomic with lots of hobbit vagina

quote [ Such a gentleman. Surely you must secretly be a prince in exile. Such impeccable manners. ]

Story about acceptance, loyalty, deviation, and weird horn-eared elves taking it up the butt for ten pages.
[NSFW] [art] [+9 Good]
[by cb361@12:04pmGMT] [10 comments]

Two Women Accuse Skyrim Composer Jeremy Soule Of Sexual Misconduct

quote [ Two women, an independent game developer and a vocalist, on Monday night accused famed video game composer Jeremy Soule, best known for his musical work on games like Guild Wars and Skyrim, of sexually predatory behavior and, according to the game developer, rape. ]

This was depressing to learn. Now I won't be able to enjoy Skyrim until after Jeremy Soule is dead. And he's younger than I am.
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+1 WTF]
[by cb361@5:42pmGMT] [2 comments]

Saturday, 5 October 2019

Russian iPhone User Sues Apple for Turning Him Gay

quote [ It all started when the man received 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency app. ]

Sounds legitimate to me..
[SFW] [science & technology] [+5 Funny]
[by cb361@5:05pmGMT] [4 comments]

Thursday, 16 May 2019

The secret of the Voynich manuscript discovered! Or ... maybe not.

quote [ Sorry, folks, 'proto-Romance language' is not a thing. ]

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
[SFW] [literature] [+2 Informative]
[by cb361@6:14pmGMT] [0 comments]

Monday, 13 May 2019

Toady to bring Dwarf Fortress to Steam, to pay for healthcare. But if it makes millions, will give the money away as fast as possible

quote [ The Adams brothers just want what they need to survive, and making millions is a concept they can't comprehend. ]

Here's 7 inebriated borderline psychotic bastards, go dig out a living space for 200 more of them that will be coming soon. BTW, there's also a terrible tentacle monster-panda made out of barf to deal with. Have fun
[SFW] [games] [+4 Good]
[by cb361@8:33pmGMT] [24 comments]

Tuesday, 12 March 2019

Woman's hand sawn off 'in insurance fraud'

quote [ She severed her hand with a circular saw to collect €400,000 in compensation, Slovenian police say. The group left the severed hand behind rather than bring it to hospital, to ensure the disability was permanent. But the authorities recovered it in time to sew it back on. ]

No! No! Don’t sew my hand back on! I want the money!
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+5 WTF]
[by cb361@1:23pmGMT] [15 comments]

Thursday, 14 February 2019

That Glitter Bomb Package Thief Video: What’s inside the box?

quote [ This week – and possibly this year – the most popular video on YouTube shows a fantastic invention made solely for revenge. And for science, of course – because what good is revenge without science? ]

Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter
[SFW] [science & technology] [+2 Original]
[by cb361@10:30pmGMT] [3 comments]

Wednesday, 13 February 2019

I Roved Out in Search of Truth and Love

quote [ I mean, it's definitely a curse? All I did was kiss him on the lips. At sundown. With my mouth full of cum. During an orgasm. In a blessed grove. On the eve of a half-moon solstice. I think you'll agree that I can hardly be held responsible for any magical fuckery here. ]

A warmly pornographic fantasy saga. Beautiful art. Humour. Story. Lots of vagina and cunt-thirsty nuns. A few penises too.
[NSFW] [art] [+10 Classy Pr0n]
[by cb361@10:43pmGMT] [7 comments]

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