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Sunday, 2 August 2020

The Art of Code

quote [ A complex number is like a project plan: It has a path that is real, and a path that is imaginary. ]

Life programmed in Life itself. Programs that output their source code. Programs that output their source code in a different language. A language that targets music. A language whose source code are recipes. A language whose source code is modern art. A language whose source code are plays. A language whose source code are power ballads. Be a "Rockstar" programmer.

[SFW] [science & technology] [+5]
[by cb361@1:24pmGMT] [2 comments]

As anti-brutality protests fill streets of American cities, netizens cram police app with K-Pop, airwaves with NWA

quote [ Police asked the public to upload videos of protesters via its iWatch Dallas mobile app. Instead, netizens flooded the service with videos of South Korean K-Pop performers. Police were forced to take down the app. ]

"On Saturday night, a mischief-maker broadcast over the frequency Chicago police were using for communications, blaring out the classic NWA track F*ck the police." I think some Sting would have been a funnier choice.
[SFW] [dystopian violence] [+4 Good]
[by cb361@4:44pmGMT] [20 comments]

Thursday, 23 April 2020

Corruption of Champions 1 and 2, and Trials in Tainted Space

quote [ Contains many weird and exotic fetishes, including but not limited to: sexually invasive tentacles, overly-amorous monster girls, furry futa, femdom, uncontrollable breeding urges and horny demon sex-wizards. ]

Fun browser based text RPGs in which you meet interesting animal people to fight or fuck. Or both. Your mundane body can be seen as a springboard, depending on how many extra anuses you feel like (or can't avoid) levelling over the course of the game. Play carefully, or you'll become an overloaded Cronenbergian genital-monster.

[NSFW] [games] [+3 Good]
[by cb361@8:55pmGMT] [2 comments]

Wednesday, 22 April 2020

Calvin & Muad'Dib

quote [ I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. ]

Officially sanctioned (or at least accepted by) by Bill Watterson ('s publishers)- Calvin and Hobbes and Dune.

[SFW] [humor] [+5 Original]
[by cb361@8:18pmGMT] [0 comments]

Monday, 20 April 2020

Twitter challenge: Describe yourself like a male author would

quote [ What she lacked in height she made up for in breast size. Her tight shirt was a sign that I was meant to appreciate them with my adoring eyes.
But then she cackled like a witch before mocking my favorite male comedian. I became as flacid as her flat, brown hair ]

"My pointer caressed the Preview button. By posting their humorous ramblings on SE, I hoped to differentiate myself from the common herd, un-immunised against misogyny. It was a low risk strategy with potentially high rewards. But was it wrong that the further I read, the more I wanted to meet these women? Yes, it probably was..."

[NSFW] [literature] [+3]
[by cb361@2:58pmGMT] [5 comments]

Monday, 6 April 2020

Ask SE: At last, it is time to answer the most important question in gaming history - Is Guybrush's pants falling down funny or not?

quote [ Ron: This is like the greatest scene ever. It's like the pinnacle of humour. It's an un-toppable moment. Tim: But did he pull his belt off in order to dig? ]

Ron Gilbert and Tim Schafer. Two legends of computer game design, but there is one question they cannot, will not ever agree on. Is Guybrush Threepwood's trousers falling down funny?

[SFW] [games] [+5 Funsightful]
[by cb361@7:45pmGMT] [11 comments]

Sunday, 15 March 2020

Trump offers 'large sums' for exclusive access to coronavirus vaccine

quote [ German government tries to fight off aggressive takeover bid by US, say reports. Trump was doing everything to secure a vaccine against the coronavirus for the US, “but for the US only”. ]

Tagged as politics. Pretty clever, because while something like this is unlikely to succeed, it will play very well with the plebs at home
[SFW] [politics] [+2]
[by cb361@4:34pmGMT] [11 comments]

Friday, 31 January 2020

Ian McKellen’s Lord of the Rings set diaries

quote [ "To be within four feet of a Christopher Lee snarl is unsettling. I was glad he wasn’t wearing his fangs." ]

Just more propagandalf, but quite hobbit forming.

[SFW] [tv & movies] [+3 Good]
[by cb361@11:25pmGMT] [2 comments]

Wednesday, 25 December 2019

'Men have tried to choke me during sex'

quote [ Over a third of UK women under 40 asked by the BBC say they've experienced choking, gagging, slapping or spitting during consensual sex. ]

I once gave a lady a smack on the bottom during sex. She told me not to do that again, and I felt bad, that I was some sort of non consensual bottom smacking kind of person.
[NSFW] [health] [+2]
[by cb361@5:34pmGMT] [15 comments]

Sunday, 1 December 2019

Apostrophe society shuts down because 'ignorance has won'

quote [ A society dedicated to preserving the correct use of the apostrophe has shut down because "ignorance has won".  Retired journalist John Richards, 96, started the Apostrophe Protection Society in 2001 to make sure the “much-abused” punctuation mark was being used correctly. But Mr Richards has now announced: “With regret I have to announce that, after some 18 years, I have decided to close the Apostrophe Protection Society. ]

That's that then. I could have spent all that time at school designing imaginary Star Wars computers games instead.
[SFW] [literature] [+2 Sad]
[by cb361@10:54pmGMT] [7 comments]

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