Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks