lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho