Calming the Fearful Mind -
A Zen Response to Terrorism
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
it's the fapture! - Robolt
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
