Saturday, 13 August 2022

DC cuts scene of Batman performing oral sex because ‘heroes don’t do that’

quote [ DC cut a scene of Batman performing oral sex because "heroes don't do that." It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone. ]

Of course Batman goes down. Why do you think his mask ends at his nose?

I beg to differ:

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[by cb361@8:16amGMT]


gendo666 said @ 3:11am GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Sad]
DC who is "so liberal" and accepting of all the gay, straight and robot characters
draws the line at a Bat eating a Pussy's pussy?
What's Marvel's take on muff munching?
Does Capt.America look up between spread thighs whisper
"Hail Hydra"
then go to town?

cb361 said @ 5:44am GMT on 15th Aug
Your line breaks make this read like poetry .
mechanical contrivance said @ 12:44pm GMT on 13th Aug
I don't follow DC's logic. Do they think viewers of this show will stop buying Batman toys if they know Batman eats pussy? What does one have to do with the other?
Headlessfriar said @ 11:40pm GMT on 13th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
I won't buy any toys of characters who perform oral sex. That's why I got rid of my Skeletor figures from childhood, but got some new DJ Kalid & Ben Shapiro dolls instead.
cb361 said @ 11:38am GMT on 14th Aug
I didn’t know that Skeletor did oral. I thought that was why Evil-Lyn was always so grumpy.
Headlessfriar said @ 12:15pm GMT on 14th Aug
I couldn't recall exactly, but I'm sure he must after watching this canon episode. skeletor vs beast man from cky movie (its from gnarkill)
rylex said @ 1:24am GMT on 14th Aug
so according to DC, Heroes can stick and move but never grin in the groove.
Headlessfriar said @ 2:36am GMT on 14th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
What if we shifted viewpoints by releasing a Guitar Hero style game, but for cunnilingus? Or just a PSA campaign, "real men polish pearls" or something like that.
rylex said @ 2:32pm GMT on 14th Aug
i feel like the guitar hero style game would work better for teaching how to masturbate females.

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