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Monday, 12 June 2017

TIL Benjamin Franklin's ideas on marriage and alternatively, how to choose a mistress.

quote [ ...And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. ]

Benji was a polymath, inventor, diplomat, author, and freemason. His life was intertwined with the birth, development and direction of these here United States.
Here's his advice on how to choose a mistress.

If you already have a wife and/or a mistress, perhaps you might be interested in this instead.
[SFW] [humor] [+4 Funny]
[by macst34@3:14pmGMT] [2 comments]

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Untrusted

quote [ /*****************
* cellBlockA.js *
*****************
*
* Good morning, Dr. Eval.
*
* It wasn't easy, but I've managed to get your computer down
* to you. This system might be unfamiliar, but the underlying
* code is still JavaScript. Just like we predicted.
*
* Now, let's get what we came here for and then get you out of
* here. Easy peasy.
*
* I've given you as much access to their code as I could, but
* it's not perfect. The red background indicates lines that
* are off-limits from editing.
*
* The code currently places blocks in a rectangle surrounding
* you. All you need to do is make a gap. You don't even need
* to do anything extra. In fact, you should be doing less.
*/ ]

Interesting meta Javascript game
[SFW] [games] [+10 Good]
[by macst34@11:03amGMT] [16 comments]




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