Monday, 12 June 2017

TIL Benjamin Franklin's ideas on marriage and alternatively, how to choose a mistress.

quote [ ...And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. ]

Benji was a polymath, inventor, diplomat, author, and freemason. His life was intertwined with the birth, development and direction of these here United States.
Here's his advice on how to choose a mistress.

If you already have a wife and/or a mistress, perhaps you might be interested in this instead.
[SFW] [humor] [+4 Funny]
[by macst34@3:14pmGMT]

Comments

mechavolt said @ 3:44pm GMT on 12th Jun
"8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!"

Ben's got the negging down to an art form.
spaceloaf said @ 7:56pm GMT on 12th Jun
"So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one."

Hahaha, it looks like Ben was a pioneer in trolling as well. Truly a man of many talents.

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