random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

defiantly masturbating material - tamp

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

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