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Saturday, 23 June 2018

A sad update about a scissors maker that went viral

quote [ Back in 2014, a lovely short film by Shaun Bloodworth called The Putter went viral. The film shows Cliff Denton making scissors for Ernest Wright & Sons. Denton works for the company as a putter, short for putter togetherer. ]

Sometimes it's hard to run a business that sells £50 scissors.
[SFW] [business] [+4 WTF]
[by satanspenis666@3:15amGMT] [0 comments]

Tuesday, 19 June 2018

The Value of Those Weird Blockchain Virtual Pets, Cryptokitties, Is Plummeting

quote [ When investors gave US$12 million (AU$16.12 million) to a startup called CryptoKitties in March, many raised their eyebrows at the news. ]

Why did I invest my life savings into cute adorable Cryptokitties?
[SFW] [science & technology] [+2]
[by satanspenis666@9:10pmGMT] [5 comments]

Tuesday, 12 June 2018

This Guy Served His Friends Tacos Made from His Own Amputated Leg

quote [ One friend had to spit me into a napkin. ]

I wonder if my friends would spit or swallow?
[NSFW] [food & drink] [+10 Trollfood]
[by satanspenis666@4:15pmGMT] [9 comments]

Tuesday, 22 May 2018

Northern Lebanon students told to smile in hallways while bullying gets ignored

quote [ A student who doesn't smile between classes has to talk about their problems with the counselor, but who is addressing the bullying at Northern Lebanon? ]

First they came for those that did not smile, and I did not speak out -
Because I took that kids lunch money
Then they came for the RBF....
[SFW] [politics] [+2]
[by satanspenis666@4:00amGMT] [1 comment]

Sunday, 20 May 2018

The Physics—and Physicality—of Extreme Juggling

quote [ The world's best numbers juggler can throw and catch 14 balls. Once. Has he reached juggling's limit? ]

I can flash so many balls!
[SFW] [people] [+3 Interesting]
[by satanspenis666@9:48pmGMT] [4 comments]

From Prank to Product: Nekobusou (Armored Cats)

quote [ On April 1, 2018, Japanese toy-maker Bandai announced a new lineup and innovative figurines. Nekobusou, or “Armored Cats” in English, were essentially adorable kitty transformers that could wrap themselves with lethal killing machines. ]

As if cats weren't already evil enough
[SFW] [humor] [+5 Good]
[by satanspenis666@6:31pmGMT] [4 comments]

Monday, 14 May 2018

The Weird, Dangerous, Isolated Life of the Saturation Diver

quote [ One of the world's most hazardous jobs is known for its intense pressure. ]

Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Oh my God! Giant squid! Giant squid!

Frenchman: Ah yes, loligo giganticus, with a razor sharp that can tear steel as easily as I tear a croissant. But at heart, he is a peaceful giant.
[SFW] [people] [+10 Interesting]
[by satanspenis666@4:13amGMT] [3 comments]

Friday, 11 May 2018

How do you move mountains of unwanted weed?

quote [ Oregon farmers have grown three times what their customers can smoke in a year, causing bud prices to plummet and panic to set in ]

If only there was something I could take to stop panicking
[SFW] [business] [+5 Interesting]
[by satanspenis666@6:04pmGMT] [15 comments]

Thursday, 10 May 2018

Detective driving rape victim home, accused of taking her to hotel, raping her again

quote [ A police detective who offered to drive a rape victim to her home has been indicted on charges that he instead took the woman to a hotel and raped her again. ]

There is something seriously wrong here
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+10 WTF]
[by satanspenis666@1:39amGMT] [5 comments]

Sunday, 6 May 2018

The Most Unlikely D.A. In America

quote [ He's a biker attorney who specialized in getting small-time defendants off. He's considered a gang member by Texas police. And now he's the county's chief prosecutor. Can Mark Gonzalez change the system? ]

Long read, but very interesting.
[SFW] [politics] [+5 Interesting]
[by satanspenis666@2:55pmGMT] [1 comment]

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