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Sunday, 27 January 2019

What it’s like to pursue a dream for 30 years — and fail

quote [ For every successful, hot-selling invention, there are a million others that don’t make it. But what does ‘failure’ really mean? ]

Shut up and take my money!
[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+10 Interesting]
[by satanspenis666@6:23pmGMT] [11 comments]

Thursday, 24 January 2019

Free Nonprofit Chapter 7 Bankruptcy Attorney Online

quote [ Want to file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy? Upsolve attorneys help people in 48 states file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy for free. If you’re want to know how to file for Chapter 7, our bankruptcy software will guide you step-by-step. Pro bono lawyers will review your forms. ]

No one wants to talk about bankruptcy, but this is a good tool to know about
[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+3]
[by satanspenis666@3:40amGMT] [0 comments]

Trump team accused of editing images

quote [ Images shared on his social media accounts show the president looking noticeably slimmer and neater. ]

People will respect me more, if I Photoshop my butt
[SFW] [politics] [+1 WTF]
[by satanspenis666@3:11amGMT] [3 comments]

Thursday, 3 January 2019

HATETRIS

quote [ The method by which the AI selects the worst possible piece is extremely simple to describe (test all possible locations of all possible pieces, see which of the pieces' best-case scenarios is the worst, then spawn that worst piece), but quite time-consuming to execute, so please forgive me if your browser chugs a little after locking each piece. ]

Too many S pieces. Now where is my line?

[SFW] [games] [+2 laz0r]
[by satanspenis666@2:46amGMT] [13 comments]

Saturday, 22 December 2018

Syracuse cops push St. Joe’s to probe man’s rectum for drugs; ‘What country are we living in?’

quote [ A drug suspect was knocked out and underwent a forced sigmoidoscopy. ]

The hospital also billed him $4,600 and threatened him with collections
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+7 WTF]
[by satanspenis666@4:02amGMT] [1 comment]



Monday, 17 December 2018

SF to developer who tore down landmark house: Rebuild it exactly as it was

quote [ A property owner who illegally demolished a 1936 Twin Peaks house designed by a renowned modernist must rebuild an exact replica of the home rather than the much larger structure the property owner had proposed replacing it with, the City Planning Commission ruled this week. ]

Dale Cooper: Ask me why I'm whittling.
Sheriff Truman: I give up. Why are you whittling?
Dale Cooper: Because that's what you do in a town where a yellow light still means slow down, not go faster.
[SFW] [politics] [+6 Good]
[by satanspenis666@2:30amGMT] [3 comments]

Tuesday, 30 October 2018

Wisconsin’s $4.1 billion Foxconn factory boondoggle

quote [ Gov. Scott Walker promised billions to get a Foxconn factory, but now he’s running away from it. ]

Corporate Welfare at it's best.

Followup to Foxconn could get up to $200 million in cash a year from state residents for up to 15 years
[SFW] [business] [+4 WTF]
[by satanspenis666@3:23amGMT] [2 comments]

Friday, 19 October 2018

Self-lubricating condom 'success'

quote [ It could withstand intercourse involving at least 1,000 thrusts without losing its slipperiness ]

Back in my day, we didn't have any fancy forms of birth control... like pulling out
[SFW] [health] [+6 Good]
[by satanspenis666@2:01amGMT] [9 comments]

Thursday, 11 October 2018

Women in Vinyl

quote [ You don’t have to be an audiophile to participate. If audiophiles were the only people buying vinyl, the industry wouldn’t be what it is today. ]

For all the vinyl and women lovers out there.
[SFW] [music] [+3]
[by satanspenis666@1:56amGMT] [4 comments]

Sunday, 23 September 2018

Thieves caught hours after stealing GPS tracking devices from tech company

quote [ Police say high-tech thieves were caught stealing thousands of dollars worth of GPS tracking devices from a Santa Clara tech company. ]

I think of Oceans 11 when I hear "high-tech thieves", not some guy who stumbled across a box of computer parts that look expensive.
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+5 Funny]
[by satanspenis666@3:29pmGMT] [13 comments]



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