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Tuesday, 30 October 2018

Wisconsin’s $4.1 billion Foxconn factory boondoggle

quote [ Gov. Scott Walker promised billions to get a Foxconn factory, but now he’s running away from it. ]

Corporate Welfare at it's best.

Followup to Foxconn could get up to $200 million in cash a year from state residents for up to 15 years
[SFW] [business] [+4 WTF]
[by satanspenis666@3:23amGMT] [2 comments]

Friday, 19 October 2018

Self-lubricating condom 'success'

quote [ It could withstand intercourse involving at least 1,000 thrusts without losing its slipperiness ]

Back in my day, we didn't have any fancy forms of birth control... like pulling out
[SFW] [health] [+6 Good]
[by satanspenis666@2:01amGMT] [9 comments]

Thursday, 11 October 2018

Women in Vinyl

quote [ You don’t have to be an audiophile to participate. If audiophiles were the only people buying vinyl, the industry wouldn’t be what it is today. ]

For all the vinyl and women lovers out there.
[SFW] [music] [+3]
[by satanspenis666@1:56amGMT] [4 comments]

Sunday, 23 September 2018

Thieves caught hours after stealing GPS tracking devices from tech company

quote [ Police say high-tech thieves were caught stealing thousands of dollars worth of GPS tracking devices from a Santa Clara tech company. ]

I think of Oceans 11 when I hear "high-tech thieves", not some guy who stumbled across a box of computer parts that look expensive.
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+5 Funny]
[by satanspenis666@3:29pmGMT] [13 comments]

Wednesday, 22 August 2018

Verizon throttled fire department’s “unlimited” data during Calif. wildfire

quote [ This throttling has had a significant impact on our ability to provide emergency services. Verizon imposed these limitations despite being informed that throttling was actively impeding County Fire's ability to provide crisis-response and essential emergency services. ]

This is now an addendum to: Twenty-two states ask appeals court to bring back net neutrality
[SFW] [business] [+10 WTF]
[by satanspenis666@2:39amGMT] [4 comments]

Tuesday, 7 August 2018

Ankle Monitors Aren’t Humane. They’re Another Kind of Jail

quote [ Electronic monitors violate people’s civil rights and carry unfair financial penalties. ]

I hate America's fixation on punishing people.
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+4 Interesting]
[by satanspenis666@3:18amGMT] [15 comments]

Saturday, 4 August 2018

118 hungry goats descend on Boise neighborhood

quote [ They kind of just like took over this neighborhood this morning ]

I wish some goats would show up to my back yard
[SFW] [environment & nature]
[by satanspenis666@3:35amGMT] [1 comment]

Tuesday, 31 July 2018

Evolving Floorplans

quote [ Evolving Floor Plans is an experimental research project exploring speculative, optimized floor plan layouts. ]

I always thought schools should look more like a hive
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+6 Interesting]
[by satanspenis666@3:04pmGMT] [16 comments]

Wednesday, 25 July 2018

Annoyed by Restaurant Playlists, a Master Musician Made His Own

quote [ How Ryuichi Sakamoto assembled the soundtrack for Kajitsu, in Murray Hill, and what it says about the sounds we hear (or should) while we eat. ]

in extended, you know the drill

[SFW] [music] [+6 Good]
[by satanspenis666@2:46amGMT] [5 comments]

Sunday, 22 July 2018

Who owns the moon? A space lawyer answers

quote [ Forty-nine years ago, on July 20, 1969, American astronauts planted a US flag on the moon. A space lawyer explains the implications, who owns the moon, and what it means for lunar mining. ]

The moon belongs to me!!!
[SFW] [politics] [+2 Interesting]
[by satanspenis666@5:16pmGMT] [0 comments]

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