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Thursday, 2 July 2020

This Animal Crossing-Enabled Buttplug Will Let You Hook Up In-Game

quote [ Since its launch during the COVID-19 lockdown, Animal Crossing: New Horizons has become a surrogate social life for bored, quarantined adults and children alike. Everything from Ramadan gatherings to tech conferences have happened in-game since it was released in March.

As with any multiplayer game, it took no time for people to find ways to extend their sex lives into the game world. Players are going on Animal Crossing Tinder dates and dominatrixes have set up shop in the game to flog clients with butterfly nets.

Here in the twisted, horny world of 2020, connecting interactive sex toys to Animal Crossing's haptic feedback features only makes sense. ]

More 👏 opportunities 👏 for 👏 masturbation 👏 in 👏 video 👏 games 👏
[NSFW] [Virtual & Augmented Reality]
[by steele@12:11pmGMT] [7 comments]

Friday, 26 June 2020

How to Know You’re Not Insane (And how a Cards Against Humanity Staff Writer was fired.)

quote [ Now that the Polygon piece has been released, I feel like parts of the story deserve more details, and I want to express some of the thoughts I’ve had in the last two years since I was placed in a mental ward against my will for five days by my bosses. ]

Cards Against Humanity must've hired a consultant from the NYPD. Fuck'em.
[SFW] [people] [+6]
[by steele@8:01pmGMT] [4 comments]

Thursday, 25 June 2020

Unlike sex, VR is crazy better when you do it underwater

quote [ Virtual reality already plays Jedi mind tricks on your brain, but underwater VR is like a zen Jedi masterstroke. ]

Damn, I really wanna try this!

BallastVR - the company doing all this stuff.

[SFW] [Virtual & Augmented Reality]
[by steele@5:30pmGMT] [18 comments]

Friday, 5 June 2020

#NotAllCops /s

#BLUEFALL #PoliceBrutalityPandemic #PoliceBrutality ]

Just the police exhibiting professional courtesy to some white supremacists. Nothing to see here.

Interactive map of Police Brutality incidents in this past week or so.

Heard about the fascist NYT Op Ed by Senator Tom Cotton that's got everyone up in arms? Maybe you heard it was disavowed by the Editors? Nope, it was actually invited by the editorial staff. That good old "left wing" newspaper that's constantly giving a voice to fascists and writing puff pieces about lone wolfs.

[NSFW] [dystopian violence] [+4 WTF]
[by steele@7:14pmGMT] [10 comments]

Wednesday, 20 May 2020

Marvel Comics shows us exactly what Captain America would have done in Vietnam

quote [ So it’s no surprise that Spider-Man: Life Story #1 is a Spider-Man story — except for when it isn’t. Sure, it’s definitely about Peter in the ’60s, not long after he was bitten by everyone’s favorite radioactive spider, but it’s also a look into just what some of Marvel’s other A-Listers were doing at the time. By revising Marvel Comics history with a modern eye and blending it with Marvel Universe history, Life Story #1 does what the real comics of the ’60s didn’t, couldn’t.

It takes an honest look at where Captain America would have stood on the Vietnam War. ]

I hate when my non-political comics get political. /s
[SFW] [literature] [+2]
[by steele@7:19pmGMT] [0 comments]

Friday, 15 May 2020

May 15, 1970: Jackson State Killings

quote [ On May 15, 1970, the police opened fire shortly after midnight on students (and passersby) in a May 14 protest of the U.S. invasion of Cambodia during the Vietnam War at Jackson State College in Mississippi. Twelve students were wounded and two (21-year-old law student Phillip Lafayette Gibbs and 17-year-old high school student James Earl Green) were killed. ]

Often omitted from history classes, the Jackson State killings occurred 10 days after the Kent State killings.
[SFW] [history] [+1 Informative]
[by steele@9:22pmGMT] [0 comments]

Monday, 4 May 2020


quote [ The Kent State shootings (also known as the May 4 massacre or the Kent State massacre), were the shootings on May 4, 1970, of unarmed college students by the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio, during a mass protest against the bombing in neutral Cambodia by United States military forces. Twenty-eight National Guard soldiers fired approximately 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others, one of whom suffered permanent paralysis.

Some of the students who were shot had been protesting against the Cambodian Campaign, which President Richard Nixon announced during a television address on April 30 of that year. Other students who were shot had been walking nearby or observing the protest from a distance. ]

Kent State shootings - Wikipedia

50 years ago today. Thankfully we've learned from the past and.... Oh, wait, I'm being told we haven't and instead have in fact militarized our police forces.
[SFW] [history] [+2]
[by steele@6:16pmGMT] [1 comment]

Tuesday, 21 April 2020

I Tried Not to Cum While Playing the Adult Games Advertised on Pornhub

quote [ The first thing to know about these games is that they're not exactly free, and that you can't buy them like you buy a game on Steam. These ads are selling subscriptions to adult game websites. All of the ads on Pornhub's network of sites (YouPorn, Redtube, etc) are managed by TrafficJunky, which is owned by Pornhub's parent company, MindGeek. It's an ouroboros of advertising money, eating its own dick, endlessly. Telling me not to cum. ]

I triple dog dare you not to cum to this post. Don't even think about what kind of scenario might lead to you wanting to explode in an orgasm of violent energy shaking your body from your toes to your finger tips. Just don't.
[NSFW] [business] [+10]
[by steele@10:46pmGMT] [16 comments]

Sunday, 12 April 2020

Non-Filers: Enter Payment Info Here | Internal Revenue Service

quote [ Steps to receive the Economic Impact Payment if you haven't filed a tax return for 2018 or 2019, and aren't receiving Social Security, SS Disability Income or Railroad Retirement benefits. This payment is also referred to as "stimulus checks" or "coronavirus relief." ]

If you haven't filed your US tax return in a few years because you didn't make enough money or what not, like me... In order to get your stimulus check, the IRS and Intuit made a site for you to file for 2019 if you made less that $12,200. It's really easy, and hopefully will get you that cheddar.
[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+4 Informative]
[by steele@12:48amGMT] [6 comments]

Monday, 6 April 2020

Dixiedo fox runs away with my phone. Tries to bury it

quote [ She's always been a thief 🦊😂 ]

That's just freaking adorable.
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+4 Funny]
[by steele@4:10amGMT] [5 comments]

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