Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
