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Thursday, 4 August 2022

Utah Man Started Wildfire While Trying To Burn Spider With A Lighter

quote [ Cory Martin, 26, arrested on suspicion of reckless burn and drug possession after telling police he tried to set fire to spider with lighter ]

Watch out Florida Man! Utah Man is comin!
[SFW] [people] [+1 WTF]
[by rylex@7:50amGMT] [0 comments]

Sunday, 31 July 2022

Florida Man drove stolen truck to Florida Space Force base on presidential mission to warn of aliens

quote [ Johnson told deputies the President of the United States told him in his head that he needed to take the vehicle and drive to the base to tell the government that there were U.S. aliens fighting Chinese dragons, according to the affidavit. ]

Florida Man strikes again! Or I think I found Madpride
[SFW] [people] [+1 Sad]
[by rylex@1:03pmGMT] [8 comments]

Friday, 29 July 2022

Alex Jones Files Lawsuit Against His Own Company

quote [ Infowars host Alex Jones sued his own media company in what his opponents have characterized as yet another last-ditch attempt to stall an upcoming defamation damages trial. ]

Hah! I'm sure he'll be blaming the gay frogs next
[SFW] [people] [+2 Funny]
[by rylex@9:35pmGMT] [4 comments]

Tuesday, 26 July 2022

RIP, Choco Taco

quote [ Rumblings of the Klondike product's demise has spread across social media. ]

NOOOOOOOO!!!

WHY?! Seriously, What The Actual FUCK?!

[SFW] [food & drink] [+2]
[by rylex@5:35amGMT] [11 comments]

Sunday, 24 July 2022

Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space

quote [ Astronauts have been warned about pleasuring themselves in space after it was revealed a single solitary session can accidentally impregnate female crew members ]

NASA. Need All Semen Aboard

[SFW] [humor] [+1 Funny]
[by rylex@2:05amGMT] [5 comments]



Thursday, 7 July 2022

Arizona Sets 8' Distance Limit On Recording Police Officers

quote [ House Bill 2319, sponsored by Rep. John Kavanagh, makes it illegal for anyone within 8 feet of law enforcement activity to record police. ]

Sounds like the original version of the bill was set for 15', but it was lowered. I am certain we will see this bill replicated in other states, and then the distance increased overtime.
[SFW] [Big Brother]
[by rylex@8:49pmGMT] [4 comments]

Georgia Guidestones Demolished

quote [ The GBI released surveillance video from Wednesday morning’s explosion that destroyed the Georgia Guidestones. ]

Hahaha! Didn't john oliver interview someone who said they wanted to do this?
[SFW] [dystopian violence] [+2]
[by rylex@12:32amGMT] [7 comments]

Wednesday, 8 June 2022

More than 20 amino acids found in samples from Ryugu asteroid

quote [ Japan's science ministry says more than 20 types of amino acid have been found in samples collected from the Ryugu asteroid. The discovery may help scientists better understand the origins of life, as amino acids are one of its basic building blocks. ]

More evidence for panspermia. Pretty impressive actually.
[SFW] [science & technology] [+1 Interesting]
[by rylex@11:03amGMT] [0 comments]

Sunday, 22 May 2022

Rpublique des Mangues

quote [ Bienvenue sur le site de la Rpublique des Mangues ]

Not sure what to make of this. stumbled across when high. reminds me of hypnotoad.
[SFW] [art] [+2 Underrated]
[by rylex@4:25amGMT] [2 comments]

Thursday, 19 May 2022

Trying to condemn the war in Ukraine, Bush inadvertently calls Iraq war unjustified

quote [ In a speech, Bush criticized "the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq — I mean of Ukraine." ]

surprised no one posted this yet. wonder what other funny stuff granpa george will let slip
[SFW] [humor] [+4]
[by rylex@5:21pmGMT] [9 comments]



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