Friday, 30 June 2017

NASA tells Steele " No we don't have child sex slaves on Mars"

quote [ There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are,” ]

Don't worry, Not are Steele...
[SFW] [dystopian violence] [+4 Funny]
[by Dantron@3:40pmGMT]

Comments

foobar said @ 3:52pm GMT on 30th Jun
Well then where are they?
mechanical contrivance said @ 3:58pm GMT on 30th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
The basements of pizza restaurants.
midden said @ 4:43pm GMT on 30th Jun
Currently at the giant CIA space station in the L2 Lagrange point hidden by the Moon.
steele said @ 4:55pm GMT on 30th Jun
Uranus?
knumbknutz said @ 4:14pm GMT on 30th Jun
Wait - I just got an email from a Martian Prince, saying I can get a nice commission for allowing him to transfer locked up money into my bank account and hold it for a couple days.

Can you ask NASA if this is on the up and up? I just gave him all my info.
Hugh E. said @ 4:45pm GMT on 30th Jun
"It's the freakiest show ...."
mechavolt said @ 9:31pm GMT on 30th Jun
Look, 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There is so much stuff going on. That's actually what Sandy Hook was all about. The government needed a smokescreen to kidnap these children to send to Mars, so they faked an elementary school massacre.
mechavolt said[1] @ 9:32pm GMT on 30th Jun
Still waiting for Alex Jones to deny that he raped and murdered a little Glenn Beck in 1992.
lilmookieesquire said @ 10:49pm GMT on 30th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
In a mars slave mine
lilmookieesquire said @ 9:44pm GMT on 30th Jun
That sounds like a round about way to harvest adrenalynized bone marrow.

Just saying.
eggboy said @ 11:55pm GMT on 30th Jun
I'd read that in a comic
the circus said @ 12:56am GMT on 1st Jul
KILLER PIZZA FROM MARS

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