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God is a coping mechanism for death.
Most people don't know and don't care.
If the facts contradict my beliefs, then the facts must be wrong.
You've been lied to before, and you'll be lied to again.
Life is pain. Just FYI.
You will be judged.
No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.
People are stupid. Get used to it.
Love is what keeps us from killing our children.
Proffreading is for losers.
I'm glad I was born after toilet paper was invented.
Look on the bright side; some day, you'll be dead.
On the internet, no one knows you're naked. And a horse.
You can't murder someone twice.
The future is soon.