profile - mechanical contrivance

Member since Saturday, 22 February 2014
Last visited on Thursday, 17 October 2019

mechanical contrivance has posted 19 entries , 5650 comments, has a karma score of 1230 and has moderated other users +100 Funny .

mechanical contrivance has this to say
God is a coping mechanism for death.

Most people don't know and don't care.

If the facts contradict my beliefs, then the facts must be wrong.

You've been lied to before, and you'll be lied to again.

Life is pain. Just FYI.

You will be judged.

No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.

People are stupid. Get used to it.

Love is what keeps us from killing our children.

Proffreading is for losers.

I'm glad I was born after toilet paper was invented.

Look on the bright side; some day, you'll be dead.

On the internet, no one knows you're naked. And a horse.

You can't murder someone twice.

The future is soon.




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