profile - mechanical contrivance

Member since Saturday, 22 February 2014
Last visited on Monday, 19 February 2018

mechanical contrivance has posted 17 entries , 4777 comments, has a karma score of 1007 and has moderated other users +100 Funny .

mechanical contrivance has this to say
Pants are for losers.

I'm glad I was born after toilet paper was invented.


Look on the bright side; some day, you'll be dead.

On the internet, no one knows you're naked. And a horse.

How do nudists play strip poker?

Never put a dildo in someone without their permission, unless they ask you to.

You can't murder someone twice.

You will be judged.

I feel like everyone should kill a hobo at least once in their life.

I'll always be safe with my Magic Murder Monkey.

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