profile - mechanical contrivance

Member since Saturday, 22 February 2014
Last visited on Tuesday, 17 October 2017

mechanical contrivance has posted 17 entries , 4518 comments, has a karma score of 934 and has moderated other users +100 Funny .

mechanical contrivance has this to say
Pants are for losers.

I'm glad I was born after toilet paper was invented.

No.

Look on the bright side. Some day, you'll be dead.

First, get high. Then, get naked. The rest will take care of itself.

On the internet, no one knows you're naked. And a horse.

How do nudists play strip poker?

Never put a dildo in someone without their permission.

You can't murder someone twice.

You will be judged.




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