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Pants are for losers.
I'm glad I was born after toilet paper was invented.
Look on the bright side; some day, you'll be dead.
On the internet, no one knows you're naked. And a horse.
How do nudists play strip poker?
Never put something inside someone without their permission, unless they ask you to.
You can't murder someone twice.
You will be judged.
I feel like everyone should kill a hobo at least once in their life.
I'll always be safe with my Magic Murder Monkey.
The future is soon.
Most people don't know and don't care.