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+100 Funny .
Pants are for losers.
I'm glad I was born after toilet paper was invented.
Look on the bright side. Some day, you'll be dead.
First, get high. Then, get naked. The rest will take care of itself.
On the internet, no one knows you're naked. And a horse.
How do nudists play strip poker?
Never put a dildo in someone without their permission.
You can't murder someone twice.
You will be judged.