Thursday, 5 January 2017

Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming (2013)

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HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 12:08am GMT on 5th Jan
I do love the pun-tastic titles of pr0n parodies.

The work they're putting into "matching" actors, sets. costumes, etc. is remarkable, far better than they have to be.
Dienes said @ 3:27am GMT on 5th Jan
Counterpoint: Porn-Tyrion is just a dude kneeling on his shoes.
HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 7:39am GMT on 5th Jan
He's played by Tim Conway?


And I can't believe they couldn't find a small person (who wasn't a small person, if you catch my drift) for a porn movie.
midden said @ 4:50pm GMT on 5th Jan
Dienes was just joking. If you watch the first three minutes, you'll see the Tyrion actor is indeed a little person. He's even not a bad actor. Considering that little-people porn is a significant niche in the industry, I'm not at all surprised they were able to find an actor for the part.
midden said @ 5:32am GMT on 5th Jan
I just found this one while researching the sets and costumes for Game of Bones.
Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles
I didn't know Ten Inch Mutant Ninga Turtles existed.

Here's a more or less work-safe Youtube trailer:
TMNT Porn Parody: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles (Trailer)
lilmookieesquire said @ 12:40pm GMT on 5th Jan
69 news. Ha!
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:54pm GMT on 5th Jan
But is April O'Neil played by April O'Neil?
midden said @ 5:01pm GMT on 5th Jan
Of course!
slaytanik said @ 8:41am GMT on 5th Jan
soooooo incest porn then ?
midden said @ 5:00pm GMT on 5th Jan
If so, not what you'd expect. There's a Cersei, but there doesn't seem to be a Jaime Lannister analog.
cb361 said @ 9:19am GMT on 5th Jan
So, how is this different from the official television series?
mechavolt said @ 11:49am GMT on 5th Jan
Then entire opening scene is dedicated to joking about this.
cb361 said @ 2:14pm GMT on 5th Jan
Ah. I clearly need to Watch The Fine Porn before commenting on it.
midden said @ 4:56pm GMT on 5th Jan
That's also the best part, in my opinion. They could really use some stock, over the top, dramatic orchestral music to play over the sex scenes.
Dienes said @ 1:24pm GMT on 5th Jan
cb361 said[3] @ 2:15pm GMT on 5th Jan
I would have called mine "Game of Throats" or "Game of Hormones"

Or maybe "A Throng of Vice and Thigh Frotteur".

"A Splash off Wanking"?

"A Porn of Whores"?

"A Feast of Lesbos"?


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