"... the most difficult decision you have to make is hard or soft shell tacos."

You poor sweet fool, don't you know? Didn't they tell you?
You'll never have to choose again..,

I'm always torn between the cheesy gordita crunch and the chalupas. One is an unnecessary overload of melted cheese, the other a heavy, yet flaky joy. And both make me shit my brains out later.

Why is the cheese on top of the lettuce, and not the meat, where it would get nice and melty?

If it was on the meat, you wouldn't be able to see it.

I was just there 2 days ago!

The comic sans made it hard to read, so I skimmed to the end. How is a place in Manhattan along the Pacific Coast Highway? What kind of stupid names are Manhattan-ittes giving their streets?

Or would be, if I knew how to html properly. steele, did you take away fonts? My tags seem to be changed once I post a comment.

You should be able to use span and style. Can't check right now. I'll look sunday for the exacts. hmm, or maybe not.

That might be it. I was trying to use face=.

hmm seems to work. I'm not sure why it didn't work right when I tried it the other day.

As a proud Mexican I must object. Tacos do not come in flour tortillas. They come in corn tortillas. Flour tortillas are for burritos. This is some kind of Texas-California abomination.

I also love Taco Bell deeply.

But abominations are so delicious.

Bible fact: Yehovah called shellfish abominations onto Him so as to keep them all for Himself; also, He wants all the gays too.

Little known fact: Abomination used to actually mean, Fabulous!

I feel like I'm one of the few people on the planet that doesn't like Taco Bell. I've had it exactly twice in my life and I remember them both precisely because both times I had explosive diarrhea a few hours later.

I like real Mexican food, Texmex food, and everything in between, but I have nothing good to say about Taco Bell.

I've never had it, but I've had plenty of homemade tacos and burritos. None of them gave me diarrhea.

I don't know about diarrhea, but Taco Bell is really bland food. Nothing on the menu is even white people hot, and the hot sauces they provide are bland too. Like, they have capsaicin, but otherwise that's it.

I love explosive diharrea because it is so efficient.