Monday, 2 January 2023

Batman and Robocop: The Day the Men Found Love

quote [ Bruce Wayne was paying a visit to Detroit City, because a cousin of him was very sick. So Bruce Wayne went with his choffer there, but was very cautious, because he took his Bat-Suit with him.

When the choffer arrived with the limo, Bruce got out of his car and entered cousin Oliver building. It was a very tall and dark place, full of gargoyles and lightened torches all over the wall. As Bruce went up the stairs, he noted the hand-rail was full of a strage white sticky goo, "Maybe it's hair gel" he thought. The stairs creak very much and looks like the place is going to fall apart. Them, Bruce Wayne found cousin Oliver room, in the last floor of the building. ]

Thumbkiss thanks to Dall-E
[NSFW] [literature] [-2]
[by steele@12:19amGMT]

Comments

mechanical contrivance said @ 4:00am GMT on 2nd Jan [Score:1 Funsightful]
Wait, was this written by an AI or a 13 year old? It could be either.
R1Xhard said @ 12:53am GMT on 2nd Jan
I am intrivued by this elusive thumb. As well, the syntax, spelling and punctuation errors in the quote alone.

It's nice to see an anatomically correctish Hentia.

EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR THIS ANIME HENTAI. UNCENSORED


XVIDEOS EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR THIS ANIME HENTAI. UNCENSORED free

steele said @ 1:11pm GMT on 2nd Jan
ah, crap. it ate the thumb. I'll fix it later.
gma said @ 4:52am GMT on 2nd Jan
The author, ComicsNix, was a regular on a "Fan Fiction Friday" segment that the site Topless Robot used to have. His Jean Grey/Wolverine/Cyclops story was a horrifying mix of spelling mistakes, bad grammar, plot inconsistencies, and every fetish that shouldn't exist (nsfw/nsfl):

Reveal
She never had any excitement or adventure in her life,
but that horrible vision of a slaughtered couple was something someone
can’t undervaluate. So she started to masturbate her clitoris with her
fingernails and hands. But it was covered with shit, so she spread dung
all over it and therefore, shit entered her vulva. The shit had some
grains. It was because she ate whole beans and they couldn’t get
digested in it entirety.


https://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/10/fan_fiction_friday_dark_phoenix_saga_revenge_of_je.php
cb361 said @ 1:40pm GMT on 2nd Jan
Hi people, I do not own Robocop nor Batman

Shit. I thought that this was a who-framed-roger-rabbit style collaboration between MGM and Warner Brothers. I imagine that MGM would only allow use of their star IP if Robocop gets exactly the same screen time as Batman. Which is why they spend all their time fucking.

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