Bleb said @ 8:27pm GMT on 22nd Feb
[Score:5 Insightful]
Gosh, you're pretty... I like your belly-button ring. You're taking off your-- oh, wow. Golly, this is awkward. Well, sure, if you want to... sure. I mean, I just met you, and... wow, ok. You're really pretty. And now you're moving your hand down to-- I don't even know if I should be watching you do this. Um, yes, your bum is really nice, I-- well, you should probably keep your fingers away from-- no, don't do that. Please don't put it in there... oh god, NO. NO, THAT'S WHERE POOP COMES FROM! You're so pretty WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? TAKE IT OUT OF-- ugh, thank you. Sorry, I just think that's a little-- and now that same hand is next to your lips. Jeez lady, do you even KNOW what e-coli is? Jesus fuck do NOT lick-- FUCKING TAPDANCING CHRIST GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOU CRAZY SHIT-EATING BITCH. FUCK THIS. Seriously, fuck this shit. I'm out.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 9:26pm GMT on 22nd Feb
[Score:3 Funny]
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lalanda said @ 8:54pm GMT on 22nd Feb
[Score:1 Funny]
Someone needs an anatomy lesson.
Mookie bend over. |
Abdul Alhazred said @ 9:46pm GMT on 22nd Feb
Nope, not her anus. Look more closely- her anus is farther back than that. Look at this one:
http://www.stooorage.com/show/2626/10906464_phoebe-68.jpg and notice where things are. Then look at the next one in the series and note where her finger is. Not in the butt. She's not going ass to mouth on herself. |
Bleb said @ 10:07pm GMT on 22nd Feb
Ah, my bad. I didn't actually enlarge any of the photos. It's just normal, healthy vaginal/oral yeast transmission.
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b said @ 3:32pm GMT on 24th Feb
[Score:1 Insightful]
I been eating pussy for years and never had a problem with it.
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seneschal said @ 8:32pm GMT on 26th Feb
You should probably take a short break from time to time.
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steele said @ 10:45pm GMT on 23rd Feb
[Score:2 Underrated]
The brightside is the new code for turning bare URLs into properly anchored links did what it was supposed to. But I have no idea how posting all this links didn't throw the same error I was getting when I tried posting a single link on its own O_O
er... I mean.... excellent. everything is working as it should. |
buzhidao said @ 8:02pm GMT on 22nd Feb
[Score:1 Original]
bend over
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GordonGuano said @ 8:47pm GMT on 22nd Feb
A worthy vessel for my seed. Bathe her and bring her to me.
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moriati said @ 8:55pm GMT on 22nd Feb
What new fangled trickery is this? In my day you were lucky to get an actual working html link to an image in a pr0n post, of course ... we were poor back then.
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cb361 said @ 10:40pm GMT on 22nd Feb
Working HTML links? Luxury! We had to masturbate to a recording of Margaret Thatcher.
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mechanical contrivance said @ 11:11pm GMT on 22nd Feb
[Score:1 Funny]
Recording? You were lucky. We had to masturbate ON Margaret Thatcher.
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cb361 said @ 1:02am GMT on 23rd Feb
You lucky bastard! You lucky, jammy bastard.
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ithaqua10 said @ 1:55am GMT on 23rd Feb
You lucky bastard we had watch Margaret Thatcher masturbate
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solitude said @ 4:16pm GMT on 26th Feb
You lucky bastards. In my day we had to masturbate to an image of a duck while being whipped by Margaret Thatcher.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 2:26am GMT on 24th Feb
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lilmookieesquire said @ 2:31am GMT on 24th Feb
http://imgur.com/a/9kRKP
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AssBastard said @ 4:07pm GMT on 24th Feb
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First post, need admin, be gentle!