Wednesday, 14 August 2019

Jeffrey Epstein Death: 2 Guards Slept Through Checks and Falsified Records

quote [ The guards did not check on him for three hours, officials said. The disclosures came as the guards and the warden at the jail were removed. ]

Man, poor guards. They must have -really- rough schedules. They should get a union or something going.
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[by conception@4:32pmGMT]

Comments

Mikhail_16 said @ 5:12pm GMT on 14th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
C18H27NO3 said @ 7:11pm GMT on 14th Aug
The idea that guards were instructed to sleep or take a long coffee break isn't that far fetched. I read somewhere (I think it was rawstory) that someone thought Barr visited him two weeks ago. At this point anything is possible.
biblebeltdrunk said @ 2:42am GMT on 15th Aug
hellboy said @ 7:50am GMT on 15th Aug
Grey's law: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
mechavolt said @ 5:34pm GMT on 14th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
One of the guards actually volunteered for the overtime. No sympathy.
Spleentwentythree said @ 6:31pm GMT on 14th Aug
When the boss asks if you can cover a shift because they are short handed, volunteering may make the difference the next time you ask for a day off or anything else you rely on your bosses good will.
mechanical contrivance said @ 7:24pm GMT on 14th Aug
And then falling asleep during the shift your covering may also make a difference.
satanspenis666 said @ 2:18am GMT on 15th Aug
Well... Sure, I was fired for sleeping on the job, while volunteering for overtime. But what you really need to ask yourself, are we certain that the Clinton's weren't involved?
ScoobySnacks said @ 9:01pm GMT on 14th Aug [Score:1 Balls Nasty ]
5th Earth said @ 9:27pm GMT on 14th Aug
Even a clock that spews conspiratorial word salad 24/7/365 is right twice a day.
zenviper said @ 10:34pm GMT on 14th Aug
But they were pretty detailed in their post...
5th Earth said @ 4:05pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
Yeah, so somebody on the prison staff, the police force, or the hospital also happens to be a 4chan user and leaked the story less than an hour before the press got hold of it. That doesn't exactly exonerate the 99.99% noise ratio.

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