Saturday, 8 June 2019

Inside the black (cherry) market of vintage Kool-Aid packet collectors

quote [ When you’re in the mood for Kool-Aid, you can walk into a grocery store and chose from about 20 different flavor packets all priced at about a quarter a piece. However, if you’re in the market for some quintessentially classic, high-grade, “Oh Yeah!”-era Kool-Aid, you’ll have to enter the fruit-flavored underbelly of one the most intriguing subsets in the world of pop culture food enthusiasts: the black market of vintage Kool-Aid packet collectors. ]

Get out my Kool-Aid, my Kool-Aid
[SFW] [food & drink] [+9 Interesting]
[by ScoobySnacks@2:06pmGMT]

Comments

arrowhen said @ 7:46pm GMT on 8th Jun [Score:2 Underrated]
+1 Oh Yeah!
SnappyNipples said @ 4:15pm GMT on 8th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
Black Lotus Street Peddler : Hey... black lotus... Stygian... the best!

Subotai : This had better not be Haga!

Black Lotus Street Peddler : I would sell Haga to a slayer such as you?
cb361 said @ 10:36pm GMT on 8th Jun
For a moment I thought that was something about counterfeit Magic: cards.
Dienes said @ 5:57pm GMT on 8th Jun
FYI: There's a bedrock orange on eBay for $90 if you want to start your collection on a high note.
EvilNinjaX24 said[1] @ 8:09pm GMT on 8th Jun
Hey, man *scratches my neck*... you got any more of that Mountain Berry Punch?
snowfox said @ 4:57am GMT on 9th Jun
From the comments:

"I know what the illustrator was going for but it feels more like the Kool Aid guy is flashing me, and I don’t like it."

"I enjoy sentences that have never existed before, which I am guessing/hoping this one has not."

I thought everyone thought the Kool-Aid man looked like a flasher. Or a D.A.R.E. drug dealer. Remember when we thought trenchcoats meant flashing and drugs? Before it meant school shooting or loves-the-Matrix-too-much? Simpler times.
arrowhen said @ 5:08am GMT on 9th Jun
Flashing, drugs, and McGruff the Crime Dog.
mechanical contrivance said @ 2:34pm GMT on 10th Jun
I remember when my mom came home with a copy of Kool-Aid Man for the Atari 2600. It was a terrible game, but I played it and enjoyed it. Those were simpler times.
Headlessfriar said @ 4:27pm GMT on 10th Jun
I actually liked the 7-Up commercial video game from the 90s on my Sega. So I understand.
mechanical contrivance said @ 4:32pm GMT on 10th Jun
I just checked and Cool Spot was released for 7 different systems. That's impressive for a soda commercial.
steele said @ 9:40pm GMT on 10th Jun
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:26pm GMT on 11th Jun
The ice cubes are floating too high up and the surface of the liquid isn't level. Also, I just noticed that the ice cubes in the small pitcher are identical to the ones in Kool-Aid Man. They must have been copied and pasted.
steele said @ 1:46pm GMT on 11th Jun
So, it's a spore?
mechanical contrivance said @ 2:01pm GMT on 11th Jun
Kool-Aid Man is a fungus. Let's all drink his sweet fluid.
arrowhen said @ 5:34pm GMT on 11th Jun
He does seem like a fun guy.

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