Friday, 30 November 2018

Chinese researchers discover spider milk

quote [ A jumping spider native to southeastern Asia, Toxeus magnus, has been found to suckle its babies with a nutritious fluid secreted by its own body. The liquid contains a solution of sugars, fats, and proteins, so researchers are calling it milk. Perhaps most surprisingly, the researchers found that spiderlings continue drinking their mother’s milk even after reaching sexual maturity. "That's super weird," says Jonathan Pruitt, an evolutionary ecologist. "The fact that the parental care extends all the way until female offspring are adults is pretty surprising, eyebrow-raising." ]

I am partnering with spider milk™.

[SFW] [food & drink] [+8 Hot Pr0n]
[by Ankylosaur@3:15pmGMT]

Comments

gendo666 said @ 4:35pm GMT on 30th Nov [Score:1 Insightful]
I want to start seeing pics of "Spider Milfs" now.
Hugh E. said @ 7:03pm GMT on 30th Nov [Score:2 Classy Pr0n]
HOT ACTION RIGHT HERE!!!

ooo[......7 said @ 8:44pm GMT on 30th Nov
Death Becomes Her !!!

I wondered where I recognized that Italian drawl from.
dolemite said @ 3:49pm GMT on 30th Nov
I wonder if they'll have trouble finding a theme-song/jingle for this exciting new product...
arrowhen said @ 5:37pm GMT on 30th Nov
I wanna pop milk!
I wanna Shasta spider milk!
I wanna taste pizzazz
All the great taste Shasta spider milk has!


Nailed it!
dolemite said @ 8:16pm GMT on 30th Nov
Killer jingle.

I YouTubed the original Shasta commercial, got the "cool" 80's version and immediately regretted it.
moriati said @ 10:12am GMT on 1st Dec
Spider Milk Spider Milk does whatever other milk can
Goes on cereal any kind, add it to coffee if you like
Look out, here comes Spider Milk

lilmookieesquire said @ 4:22pm GMT on 30th Nov
I think they mean:

A jumping spider native to southeastern Asia, Toxeus magnus, has been found to suckle its babies with a delicious fluid secreted by its own body.
Silent said @ 7:26pm GMT on 30th Nov [Score:1 Classy Pr0n]
I think they mean that you mean that they mean:

A jumping spider native to southeastern Asia, Toxeus magnus, has been found to suckle its babies with a highly addictive fluid secreted by its own body... Er.. no, nothing going on here, no discoveries..
lilmookieesquire said @ 12:16am GMT on 1st Dec
I’ve been playing dark souls remastered lately and I can’t figure out how to make out with the spider women and I’m like what’s the point of the game then?!
damnit said @ 4:49pm GMT on 30th Nov
Some vegan, gluten-free, almond milk enthusiast is probably heavy breathing right meow.
mechanical contrivance said @ 5:38pm GMT on 30th Nov
When can I buy it and does it have lactose?
arrowhen said @ 7:52pm GMT on 30th Nov
And when can I get spider cheese?
midden said[1] @ 8:08pm GMT on 30th Nov
dolemite said[1] @ 8:18pm GMT on 30th Nov
So how much better would the comics have been if Peter Parker had been bitten by THIS breed of spider?
Headlessfriar said @ 1:11am GMT on 1st Dec
I feel like googling "genderswap spiderman furry lemon manga" will get you this. I'm also not going to look this up myself. Although Google already knows what kind of man I am, so maybe I should confirm it for them.
dolemite said @ 6:31am GMT on 2nd Dec
Agreed and agreed: probably true and probably not worth it.

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