Sunday, 26 August 2018

If Trump shot Michael Cohen in broad daylight, here's what Republicans would say | Lawrence Douglas and Alexander George

quote [ The New York Times - Breaking news: in an eerie echo of Donald Trump’s infamous campaign trail remark – “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters” – many witnesses report, and CCTV footage obtained by the Times confirms, that early this morning the president drew a handgun on his former lawyer Michael Cohen and shot him dead on a street in midtown Manhattan.

House speaker Paul Ryan - “If these reports are true – I emphasize IF – then yes, I’m very concerned. I don’t think the president should be killing people in broad daylight in front of Tiffany’s. But I’m not a legal expert, I could be wrong.” ]

I don't normally post opinion pieces, but just too damn funny not to...
[SFW] [humor] [+6 Funny]
[by knumbknutz@3:04pmGMT]

Comments

Ankylosaur said @ 3:42pm GMT on 26th Aug
And talk shows all make derringer jokes.
bbqkink said @ 5:00pm GMT on 26th Aug
NBC/WSJ poll: Trump approval 'remarkably stable' after a stormy week of bad news But 56 percent of voters say Trump has not been honest and truthful about the Mueller probe.

But the stability in Trump's approval rating also comes as more than half of voters say he has not been honest and truthful regarding the ongoing special counsel investigation by Robert Mueller. And fewer than three-in-ten voters are convinced that Trump himself is not implicated in the wrongdoing of the six of his associates who have now either been convicted of crimes or have pled guilty.
ComposerNate said[1] @ 6:42pm GMT on 26th Aug
If Trump shoots anyone personally, it will be himself while hiding in a bunker after taking cyanide with his oldest daughter.
C18H27NO3 said @ 8:16pm GMT on 26th Aug
We can only hope.

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