Sunday, 26 August 2018

If Trump shot Michael Cohen in broad daylight, here's what Republicans would say | Lawrence Douglas and Alexander George

quote [ The New York Times - Breaking news: in an eerie echo of Donald Trump’s infamous campaign trail remark – “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters” – many witnesses report, and CCTV footage obtained by the Times confirms, that early this morning the president drew a handgun on his former lawyer Michael Cohen and shot him dead on a street in midtown Manhattan.

House speaker Paul Ryan - “If these reports are true – I emphasize IF – then yes, I’m very concerned. I don’t think the president should be killing people in broad daylight in front of Tiffany’s. But I’m not a legal expert, I could be wrong.” ]

I don't normally post opinion pieces, but just too damn funny not to...
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[by knumbknutz]
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ComposerNate said @ 6:42pm GMT on 26th August
If Trump shoots anyone personally, it will be himself while hiding in a bunker after taking cyanide with his daughter.

ComposerNate said @ 10:25pm GMT on 26th August
If Trump shoots anyone personally, it will be himself while hiding in a bunker after taking cyanide with his oldest daughter.


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ComposerNate said @ 6:42pm GMT on 26th August
If Trump shoots anyone personally, it will be himself while hiding in a bunker after taking cyanide with his oldest daughter.



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