Death v2.0

Better than Death '95!

Could this be the year of the Linux deathtop?

No it can't. Even death is shittier on Linux.

I have always wanted to do this...

At Heavenly Stars, we offer a variety of services for scattering ashes of your loved one or friend by incorporating their cremation ash into fireworks. Sending them off in style by providing a firework spectacular to remember them by, with either one of our stunning self-fired firework tributes or our amazing professional fired firework displays.

HELPING TO CELEBRATE THE LIFE OF A LOVED ONE OR FRIEND WITH FIREWORKS

But in a pinch a big Hefty Bag will do.

Well, if I must have a Katy Perry song playing at my funeral, you might as well make me a firework.

As part of my memorial i want my ashes smuggled into the buffet at Golden Corral.

In going to be mummified and shot into space so aliens can find my body and exploit our weaknesses

Imagine if the romulans had simply infected someone with some sort of space herpes and shot them to where Captain Kirk ( or Jay) would find them.

Bend over, I'll exploit you weakness.

Hot damn

Ask A Mortician - she had a couple of good videos on how to get the best prices for simple cremations and things.

"To a customer who is “just shopping around” the undertakers are taught to say, “I admire your due diligence”, and suggest asking budget cremators how they’ll know for sure that the cremated remains are their loved one’s."

I find it interesting that those in this business are taught to imply that no one in it can be trusted. I mean if their standards are that low, unless I watch the whole process how do I know the one asking it isn't just hoping to fuck my dead relative and get me to pay for it?

You'll have to do the undertaking yourself.