Sunday, 5 November 2017

Tap Tap Clip

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> Welcome to Universal Paperclips|

Paperclips: 0

Make Paperclip ]

This game is way more engaging that it has any right to be. It's much more than it seems, and just keeps going.
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[by daboo@9:24pmGMT]

Comments

ooo[......7 said @ 4:02am GMT on 6th Nov [Score:2 Funny]
I'm entirely too high to resist this game's charms.

It's a cookie clicker that you don't really need to click that often. Ideally.
satanspenis666 said @ 6:02am GMT on 6th Nov [Score:1 Funny]
If I knew how to program, I'd make a clone of this game and hide a bitcoin miner in the background. Slowly rack in bitcoins, while the users were just counting paperclips.
ooo[......7 said[1] @ 7:40am GMT on 6th Nov [Score:1 Underrated]
You see, eventually the entire universe will be one gigantic paperclip.

https://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Paperclip_maximizer



heheh.
JWWargo said @ 1:51am GMT on 6th Nov
Oh crap, there goes my afternoon...
lilmookieesquire said @ 2:02am GMT on 6th Nov
That was a rollercoaster ride of emotions
prohaska said @ 3:48am GMT on 6th Nov
This is a smarter cookie clicker. I swore off of cookie clicker. Shit.
lilmookieesquire said @ 3:59am GMT on 6th Nov
The good news: I... I think I beat it?
The bad news: paperclips
daboo said @ 3:12pm GMT on 6th Nov
It keeps going.
lilmookieesquire said @ 9:11pm GMT on 6th Nov [Score:1 Good]
Does it? Like I got super far. There was just nothing left to upgrade

Reveal
Harvester Drones, wire drones, charge towers and battery towers, paper clip factory
foobar said[1] @ 11:26pm GMT on 6th Nov
In the end, everything is paperclips. You didn't even get to space.
lilmookieesquire said @ 2:27am GMT on 7th Nov
Shit. I was wondering why there wasn't singularity :/
foobar said @ 3:16am GMT on 7th Nov [Score:2]
The trick is making more paperclips.
lilmookieesquire said @ 11:36am GMT on 7th Nov
Wow that wasn't even halfway maybe.
foobar said[1] @ 7:15pm GMT on 7th Nov [Score:1 Good]
There's an option to maybe go farther than I did, but I chose to convert all the matter in the universe into paperclips. I feel it was the right choice for everyone.
lilmookieesquire said @ 1:38am GMT on 8th Nov
I felt that was the only option.
(I assumed the other was kind of re-starty)
But what I don’t understand... is... at the core of things... are we not all paperclips?
foobar said @ 4:11am GMT on 8th Nov
Well now you are.
lilclippyesquire said @ 3:43pm GMT on 8th Nov
Looks like you are trying to comment. Can I help you with that?
rezties said @ 7:36am GMT on 6th Nov
Fuck, I proceeded to beat it over 4 and a half hours. On my day off.

There goes my one-man orgy plans.
Dienes said @ 1:52pm GMT on 6th Nov
I like it when incremental clicker games have a discrete ending.
daboo said @ 3:11pm GMT on 6th Nov
Did you actually beat it? Because I'm battling rogue space probes at an intergalactic level. Hypnodrones are just the beginning.
rezties said @ 4:51pm GMT on 6th Nov [Score:1 Good]
Yeah. Ending credits and everything.
moriati said @ 12:12pm GMT on 6th Nov
Not one of the fuckers has asked me if i need any help to do a mail merge though.
blacksun said @ 5:15am GMT on 7th Nov
I love this.
eggboy said @ 9:34am GMT on 7th Nov
Watchdogs is free on uplay at the moment, by the by
Morris Forgot his Password said @ 8:05pm GMT on 7th Nov
Does this game have a point?
mechanical contrivance said @ 8:16pm GMT on 7th Nov
You don't need to have a point to have a point.
Morris Forgot his Password said @ 10:08pm GMT on 7th Nov
As it turned out, I was just shy enough paper clips to explore space.
lilmookieesquire said @ 1:44am GMT on 8th Nov
I got stuck in that situation as well.
Reveal
the drift absolutely kicked my ass because I was losing probes to hazards no matter how strong in combat or how fast in speed I made them. I had to boost my processor speed until I had enough creativity to boost my probe stats enough to actually fight while addressing hazard avoidance)
Morris Forgot his Password said @ 12:03pm GMT on 8th Nov
No way to re-start?
lilmookieesquire said @ 4:18pm GMT on 8th Nov
I think you
Reveal
take the drift up on their offer to start a new universe
mechanical contrivance said @ 7:21pm GMT on 8th Nov
Ok, I made it far enough to restart. That's enough for me.
eggboy said @ 8:52am GMT on 14th Nov
Ok, I've converted all matter in the universe, have huge amounts of computing power and drones, hat do I do now?

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