Thursday, 26 October 2017

Amazon Key is a new service that lets couriers unlock your front door

quote [ You’ll need a smart lock and Amazon’s new Cloud Cam ]

Throw your keys in the bowl
[SFW] [business] [+3]
[by ScoobySnacks@12:00amGMT]

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Dienes said @ 12:10am GMT on 26th Oct [Score:2 Funsightful]
hellboy said @ 5:31am GMT on 26th Oct [Score:1 Underrated]
Hell. No.
moriati said @ 7:29am GMT on 26th Oct [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
We (Mrs. moriati and I) gave a set of keys to both a food delivery company and a pet feeding service so they could access our house when we weren't in. This was years ago, that said the deal there was that they were generally held by one person. This system would be a lot more flexible - what's needed is a return to fashion for vestibules.

Say it out loud ... vestibules.
Kama-Kiri said @ 4:16pm GMT on 26th Oct
I decided to Google image search that, to confirm whether a vestibule was an entrance hall or something more specific, and Google showed me medical pictures of vaginas. I kid you not.

That was, uhmmm .. unexpected.
mechanical contrivance said @ 4:34pm GMT on 26th Oct
You can have vestibules surgically removed.
HoZay said @ 4:49pm GMT on 26th Oct
Or make your delivery via the back porch.
steele said @ 12:09am GMT on 26th Oct
Spark said @ 5:31pm GMT on 26th Oct
"backdooring the frontdoor" sounds like a deviant sex thing but I can't work out what it would involve.
mechanical contrivance said @ 5:42pm GMT on 26th Oct
Never backdoor the front door. You can get an infection that way.
Spark said @ 6:11pm GMT on 26th Oct
And it may raise your insurance premiums.
HoZay said @ 3:28pm GMT on 28th Oct

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