Sunday, 10 September 2017

Florida sheriff urges people not to shoot at Hurricane Irma

quote [ A Florida sheriff has pleaded with citizens not to shoot at Hurricane Irma, saying they “won’t turn it around”. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office warned that shooting weapons at the most dangerous Atlantic hurricane to hit the US since records began “will have very dangerous side effects”. As many as 53,000 people said they were interested in a Facebook event called “Shoot At Hurricane Irma”, and 25,000 people said they would participate on Saturday evening. ]
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[by foobar@7:44pmGMT]

Comments

Ankylosaur said @ 7:50pm GMT on 10th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
Well, of course. The so-called "hurricane" is just Al Gore wearing cellophane, spinning around, and going "Wooooooooosh!" in a desperate attempt to convince Americans that Climate Change® is real. If you shoot him, he would die! The Deep State would never let that happen.

Also, did you know "sheriff" is an Arabic word? Just saying.
Marcel said @ 2:40am GMT on 11th Sep
I didn't know that, but now that you mention it, it looks like an Arabic word. Just put the acCENT on the secOND syllAble.
Ankylosaur said @ 3:09am GMT on 11th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:51pm GMT on 11th Sep
cb361 said @ 8:09pm GMT on 10th Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
How very Texas.
satanspenis666 said @ 9:03pm GMT on 10th Sep
I only shoot at solar eclipses while coating my eyes with sunscreen.
lilmookieesquire said @ 9:54pm GMT on 10th Sep
It's like the Middle East of the US. 😂
steele said @ 9:57pm GMT on 10th Sep [Score:1 Funsightful]
Shut up! :(
Mythtyn said @ 10:47pm GMT on 10th Sep
Its ok steele. Just shoot at the hurricane, you'll feel better.
steele said @ 12:31am GMT on 11th Sep
The only guns I've got are right here. ::flex::
Marcel said @ 2:35am GMT on 11th Sep
Well go ahead and use them on it.
I hope you stay safe.
steele said @ 2:37am GMT on 11th Sep
Thanks :)
Anonynonymous said @ 3:25am GMT on 11th Sep
Oh, don't ever change, Florida.

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