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Wednesday, 19 September 2018
quote [ One of the most outrageous crime sagas of the 21st century starts with a severed penis...and only gets stranger from there. ]
you show up to your local dispensary
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mechanical contrivance said @ 6:01pm GMT on 19th September
As I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
mechanical contrivance said @ 6:02pm GMT on 19th September
As I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
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mechanical contrivance said @ 6:01pm GMT on 19th September [Score:2 Classy Pr0n]
As I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
