obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution
I think I got most of the errors, let me know if I missed any. -steele
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Tuesday, 28 November 2023

‘I have frozen my penis,’ says Swedish cross-country skier Calle Halfvarsson after racing in icy temperatures

quote [ Swedish cross-country skier Calle Halfvarsson experienced an unusual but not unheard-of consequence of competing in icy temperatures in Finland at the weekend. ]

[SFW] [sports] [+5 Informative]
[by arrowhen@11:13pmGMT] [4 comments]

Thursday, 19 May 2022

Vangelis, Oscar-Winning Composer, Dies at 79

quote [ An innovator in electronic music, Vangelis is arguably best known for his work on Chariots of Fire and Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner. ]

[SFW] [obituaries] [+4 Informative]
[by arrowhen@6:13pmGMT] [2 comments]

Sunday, 24 April 2022

Cynthia Plaster Caster, Groupie Who Made Art From Rockers’ Genitals, Dead at 74

quote [ Using a substance utilized for dental molds, she immortalized rockers' "junk," with Jimi Hendrix, Eric Burdon and other musicians posing for posterity.. ]

[SFW] [obituaries] [+3 Original]
[by arrowhen@8:29pmGMT] [0 comments]

Wednesday, 20 October 2021

Museum Starts OnlyFans Account After Its TikTok Is Banned for Posting Nudes

quote [ On the Vienna Tourism Board’s other social media accounts it teased the so-called “x-rated” artworks, including in a YouTube video showing a suggestive image of a statue with the text: “Want to see Venus — and her mound of Venus?” ]

[SFW] [art] [+5 Classy Pr0n]
[by arrowhen@6:23pmGMT] [4 comments]

Sunday, 17 October 2021

New Zealand Lays Off Its Official City Wizard After 23 Years of Loyal Service

quote [ A council spokesperson said it wasn’t personal—it was just that wizards aren’t that cool anymore. ]

[SFW] [people] [+1 Sad]
[by arrowhen@3:41pmGMT] [3 comments]

Monday, 9 August 2021

Whiffling: The Art of Flying Upside Down

quote [ While it looks painful, such a maneuver is indeed possible and is a tried and tested way of braking, called whiffling. ]

Whiffling in the dark, whiffling in the dark.
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+2]
[by arrowhen@5:19amGMT] [2 comments]

Saturday, 22 May 2021

The Third Thumb Project

quote [ The Third Thumb is a 3D printed thumb extension for your hand, controlled by your feet. ]

[SFW] [science & technology] [+1 Original]
[by arrowhen@5:24amGMT] [1 comment]

Wednesday, 30 December 2020

Windows 9.75 - Ambient music to relax/meditate/boot to

quote [ One hour of randomly-generated ambient processing of the iconic six-second Windows 95 startup sound. ]

[SFW] [music] [+1 Classy Pr0n]
[by arrowhen@4:22amGMT] [0 comments]

Thursday, 11 June 2020

Richmond, Erect A GWAR Oderus Urungus Statue In Place of Robert E. Lee Statue

quote [ While Oderus comes from the planet Scumdogia, he called Richmond his home, working with the local art community and employing local artists and ladies of the night. ]

[SFW] [art] [+4 Funny]
[by arrowhen@4:51pmGMT] [5 comments]

Wednesday, 6 May 2020

Kraftwerk Co-Founder Florian Schneider Dies at Age 73

quote [ Florian Schneider, who co-founded the influential electronic band Kraftwerk, has died. ]

[SFW] [obituaries] [+5 Sad]
[by arrowhen@3:43pmGMT] [5 comments]

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