Tuesday, 21 March 2017
quote [ Security officials cite potential threats from terrorists seeking to hide explosives in laptops and other portable electronics. ]
Full disclosure: I'm booked on a flight to Asia on Qatar Airways (through Doha) next month. I am so mad about this I can barely type.
From WaPo:
Electronics ban makes no sense, unless it's simply a form of economic protectionism aimed at certain foreign air carriers. Because protectionist retribution disguised as security measures is such a great idea.
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cb361 said @ 10:00pm GMT on 21st Mar
[Score:1 Funsightful]
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mechavolt said @ 9:52pm GMT on 21st Mar
I'm on a flight that lays over in Istanbul in a couple of weeks. I'm also furious.
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sanepride said @ 10:05pm GMT on 21st Mar
A lot of details about this are still sketchy (as expected from any directive issued by the current administration), but it sounds like the ban only applies to flights to the US, not from the US, but this is still very dubious as a security measure.
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mechavolt said @ 11:35pm GMT on 21st Mar
My flight lays over in Istanbul on the way to the US.
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Bob Denver said @ 7:17am GMT on 22nd Mar
I never got laid over in Istanbul...
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satanspenis666 said @ 11:09pm GMT on 21st Mar
Don't worry, I'm on the same flight, one seat behind you. I'm the guy who will also be kicking your seat the entire flight.
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mechavolt said[1] @ 11:36pm GMT on 21st Mar
That's okay, I'll be the guy reclining his seat all the way back and playing music so loud you can hear it even though I'm wearing earbuds.
EDIT: Aw, shit, no I won't, cause I can't bring anything besides my phone on the flight. |
satanspenis666 said @ 1:27am GMT on 22nd Mar
I'll also have a crying baby and a kid that throws up every flight?
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Mythtyn said[1] @ 10:28pm GMT on 21st Mar
UK has also done the same...as the title says.
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sanepride said @ 12:59am GMT on 22nd Mar
[Score:1 Insightful]
UK is not including the more developed gulf states like UAE, Qatar, and Kuwait, which generally have security measures as stringent (if not more) than any western airport.
They're also not directed at specific foreign carriers. Which just emphasized the dubious nature of the US ban. |
Mythtyn said @ 1:17am GMT on 22nd Mar
Fair enough. I know i'd be pissed if i were on a long haul flight with no laptop.
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4321 said @ 1:27am GMT on 22nd Mar
sanepride is right. Of the gulf states, UAE, Qatar, and Kuwait are more developed. Specifically the UAE where, "despite the penal code's mention of the death penalty, executions for same-sex sexual conduct have not been implemented." Which is, you know, pretty great. |
sanepride said @ 3:47am GMT on 22nd Mar
Go ahead and explain WTF this has to do with their airport security measures.
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4321 said @ 10:44am GMT on 22nd Mar
It was you, not I, who brought up the notion of “more and less developed” gulf states within the context of this discussion. Under the circumstance, it seems churlish to turn around and complain about my employing the same distinction. This is simply an instance where your hopelessly vague characterization needed clarification, which I have helpfully provided.
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sanepride said @ 9:20pm GMT on 22nd Mar
You might have something like a point if you even knew what a developed country country actually is. Of course if you want to make up your own definition just to suit your own irrelevant agenda, than be my guest and fuck off.
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4321 said @ 10:34pm GMT on 22nd Mar
Re; “The UK is not including the more developed gulf states” Silly me, I thought that by “developed” you might mean socially developed, as in not retarded, like countries that don’t have the death penalty for gays, etc. My mistake. So let’s do it your way. Your link uses high gross domestic product (GDP) as the primary metric for ranking relative development. So let’s use your criteria, just to placate you. If the “UK ban is not including the more developed gulf states”, as you mistakenly assert, then the most developed state of them all, Saudi Arabia, couldn’t be on the UK list. But it is. So is Egypt for that matter, the second most developed country in the region. So your “more developed country” argument couldn’t, statistically speaking, and by your own criteria, be more wrong. But thanks for playing. It always good fun. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Arab_League_countries_by_GDP_(nominal) |
sanepride said @ 1:21am GMT on 23rd Mar
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4321 said[1] @ 1:54am GMT on 23rd Mar
Ok.
Let's try this third method of classification, just to placate you further… Saudi Arabia is more developed, by this latest criteria, than is Bahrain. So then, Bahrain would be under the UK ban. Saudi Arabia would not. Except the polar opposite is true. Saudi Arabia is on the list. Bahrain is not. Thanks for playing. Again. It’s always fun to watch you make an ass of yourself. BTW, I don’t need to mod the UK Parliament post post "wrong category". You know it is, that's why you very kindly pointed it out. Thanks for that. You may finally be finally catching on. |
sanepride said @ 2:47am GMT on 23rd Mar
Ha. You're the one devoting all the time and effort parsing my general, vague observation just to get in a little requisite Mooslim bashing.
Thanks for playing indeed. |
Abdul Alhazred said @ 5:22am GMT on 22nd Mar
Oh, numbers, you're so cute when you get outraged. Your provincial ignorance always brings a smile to my face
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4321 said @ 10:45am GMT on 22nd Mar
Hey Abdul, still fart catching for that theocratic shithole you live in? We’ve been around this a few times. You always lose. But I admire your spunk. I understand Martin Shkreli is looking for a new PR flack. You should consider the gig. Inshallah. |
Abdul Alhazred said @ 11:24am GMT on 22nd Mar
You should visit this "shithole", or at least get to know a few Emiratis. The vast majority are pretty close to American in their ideals, and actually like hanging out with us socially. A good percentage of them drink beer and whiskey and some even drink wine. They like our music, like to dress like us when they're not around their conservative elders, and will even discuss religion with an open mind. The government is getting more progressive, as quickly as the more backwoods population will let them- they have resistance the same way we have Kansas and Indiana and Texas. But both Sheikh Mohammeds would very much like the population to become more western.
As for the laws- have you ever looked up the blue laws in most states, the anti-sodomy laws? Pretty much anything other than penis-in-vagina is illegal. Get a blowjob and you're committing a crime. Use a sex toy and you're a criminal. But are these enforced? In the time I've lived here the only cases of anyone being put to death have been the Rheem Island Ghost and a guy who raped and murdered a young boy. The US has put far more people to death in that time. Sure, the death penalties here exist- stoning is still a legal method of execution, though it hasn't been done in decades at the least- but it is very seldom enforced. But hey, them Ay-rabs are all murdering barbarians, right? As I said, your ignorance has been amusing. No, I have not lost any arguments, I just generally don't feel like being your educator, and generally can't be bothered to type out a load of why you're broadcasting alternative facts. It's like trying to get through to a Trump supporter or a Tea Party religious right type. But today I'm taking a break with a beer and felt mellow, and writing this has been fun. And now I have to go finish packing for my spring break trip to Sri Lanka. |
4321 said @ 11:58am GMT on 22nd Mar
Most of your post is irrelevant to the issue of whether or not the UAE is a theocratic shithole, but I confess you caught my attention briefly with the accusation that I “broadcast alternative facts”. Care to provide any proof to support that claim? Or is that just more bullshit. (That’s what I thought). You’ll fit in nicely in Sri Lanka. It’s illegal to be gay there too, just like back home. Inshallah. |
5th Earth said @ 2:44pm GMT on 22nd Mar
I don't think Inshallah means what you think it means.
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Abdul Alhazred said @ 1:42pm GMT on 24th Mar
Ummm... there's one right there. Sri Lanka doesn't care about your sexuality. Look up Arthur C. Clarke and why he moved here. Hint: it wasn't because of the food.
And yeah, you're using Insh'Allah wrong. |
4321 said @ 2:05pm GMT on 24th Mar
“Sri Lanka doesn't care about your sexuality.” I suspect you’re right. But they sure as fuck care about their own gay population, because being gay is illegal in Sri Lanka.. You should try to learn something about the culture you’re visiting before you go. Buy a guide book or something, otherwise you come off as a stupid tourist. Better still, stick with being an apologist for that theocratic shithole you live in. That’s more than enough fart catching for anyone. BTW – Any proof of your contention that I “broadcast alternative facts”? Or are you just shooting blanks? Inshallah. |
Abdul Alhazred said @ 6:28pm GMT on 24th Mar
See, here you perfectly illustrate the problem. You sit there with your browser and think you have all the right information at your fingertips, but never actually see for yourself. It's the difference between reading a meteorology text and actually experiencing a sunny day or a thunderstorm. You're utterly ignorant and don't even know it.
As God Wills, as you tend to say. |
4321 said @ 11:27am GMT on 25th Mar
I have the penal code. You have… … a weather metaphor??? At least you’ve cleared up who’s broadcasting alternate facts. |
Abdul Alhazred said @ 1:19pm GMT on 25th Mar
Tee hee.
Look up the penal codes for Texas. Then speak to me of theocracy and death penalties. The American Taliban is virulent. But hey, it's all about them savage brown people, right? Oh numbers. You always make me chuckle. |
4321 said @ 1:22pm GMT on 25th Mar
Blanks. |
Abdul Alhazred said @ 1:36pm GMT on 25th Mar
Do you really expect me to go searching through your many accounts that you've made in search of your bullshit? Had you stuck to one account I might have bothered, but as you have to spread it out all over it's too much effort while on vacation.
I'll just keep an eye out in the future and point them out as we go, m'kay? As God Wills. |
4321 said @ 1:52pm GMT on 25th Mar
Blanks. |
Ussmak said @ 12:11am GMT on 22nd Mar
Neo-liberals: Perfectly ok with government overreach until it affects their personal convenience.
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sanepride said @ 12:47am GMT on 22nd Mar
Just FYI, despite the fashionable trend of using this term to describe mainstream Democratic party-types, the actual definition of neo-liberalism is a kind of free-market libertarianism that would be more associated with someone like Ron Paul, so not OK with 'government overreach'.
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HoZay said @ 2:07am GMT on 22nd Mar
It's a very flexible word.
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sanepride said @ 3:48am GMT on 22nd Mar
That's what happens when people use a word that doesn't mean what they think it means.
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Abdul Alhazred said @ 4:09am GMT on 22nd Mar
Yeah. Sixteen hours with not even my Kindle. Thanks, Trump.
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4321 said @ 11:19am GMT on 22nd Mar
[Score:-1 Troll]
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Abdul Alhazred said @ 11:27am GMT on 22nd Mar
Dunno why all the names. Ask the Spanish.
If you look up the history here, Zayed was elected by the other sheikhs. Khalifa took over when he stepped down, but now that Khalifa is not in good health the two Mohammeds are ruling for now, and there will likely be an election to determine who's next. Unlike, say, England. |
4321 said @ 12:00pm GMT on 22nd Mar
[Score:-1 Troll]
filtered comment under your threshold |
Abdul Alhazred said @ 11:29am GMT on 22nd Mar
Oh, and as for Trump? Have you been following the news regarding his campaign and Russia?
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HoZay said @ 1:28pm GMT on 22nd Mar
It's a ploy to sell books at Trumpco Airport Bookstore.
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C18H27NO3 said @ 4:53pm GMT on 22nd Mar
You know, that's kinda where I was hovering. I think it's basically to accomplish two goals. 1. make it a pain in the ass for anyone traveling to and from those muslim countries. Similar to the alarming rate of smart phone seizures and password forfeiture requirements that has recently been occurring, coupled with the detention of US passport and green card holders entering the U.S. And 2. To lay the groundwork for eliminating personal entertainment on board aircraft. They already do it with alcohol, and then with bottled beverages. I wonder what kind of revenue bump F&B vendors at airports got after the 100 ml limit per container in a quart sized bag was implemented. I know you can get wifi, but can you stream? Not that I can recall. Last flight I was on had about 20% of the passengers using in-flight entertainment provided by the airline. Maybe it's my disdain for capitalism that is driving this. . .
Airplane travel is starting to get like what it was like in Russia circa 1990 when I was there. First class had all the normal amenities compared to western economy class. Economy class was like traveling in a budget class train in India. People were boarding the plane with plastic bags filled with clothes, chickens in cages, and boxes wrapped up in duct tape. On the other hand, I don't know what kind of explosive capability a lithium battery on steroids has. Either way, it smells like something nasty from a dumpster. |
sanepride said @ 9:25pm GMT on 22nd Mar
As was noted in a recent post, it actually makes more business sense for airlines to allow personal devices and stream entertainment so they can phase out the expensive, hard-to-maintain inflight entertainment systems. This rule is a potential revenue loss for the airlines affected. The true ulterior motive, mentioned in the extended links, is to hurt these subsidized airlines and boost US carriers.
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C18H27NO3 said @ 11:25pm GMT on 22nd Mar
Yeah. That makes sense. i didn't read the links in extended. Fuck me dead. But limiting arab carriers limits arab visits as well. Especially when they have to be filtered through US carriers with limited service.
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sanepride said @ 1:33am GMT on 23rd Mar
Limiting Arab visits, even from wealthy allied countries, is probably seen as a side benefit by the current administration. Another side benefit- all those laptops stowed in checked baggage are far more accessible for prying eyes.
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