Was just gonna say... it's no Major Lazer.

omg...I've not laughed so hard in a long time.

Unfortunately, my taste in metal is mostly all stuff from before then, as well. However (in roughly alphabetical order)...

3 Inches of Blood: Advance and Vanquish and Fire Up The Blades. The lead singer is named Cam Pipes of all fucking, things, and does a Rob Halford impression better than the real thing.
Amon Amarth: Fate of Norns. Viking metal.
Finntroll: Nattfödd. Folk metal, and proof that an accordion is metal as fuck.
Lamb of God: As the Palaces Burn, Ashes of the Wake, and Sacrament. Sadly, I can't recommend anything after Sacrament, it's really their peak.
Mastodon: Blood Mountain and Leviathan
Nightwish: Once. Symphonic metal, and for the love of god fucking ignore the whole goddamned Tarja/Annette argument.
Sabaton: Attero Dominatus is my favorite but pick anything. War-themed. Seriously kick-ass.
Christopher Lee: Charlemagne: the Omens of Death. Yes, that Christopher Lee.

That's everything off the top of my head post-2001. I'm forgetting a shitload of stuff here.

This was supposed to be a reply to Isosceles_Lock. Nothing to see here, move along move along...

Bookmarked, nice job sir.

There just is something in the good round ass that captivates the eye. @_o ^_^

One pair of orbs appreciates the other.

That's an odd mix of cliches. They have to be poking fun at themselves. I hope.

I could do that. IF I wanted to.

I don't know if this will work. Videos on SE don't work for me.

Good track, but I feel like the video has a message I'm just not getting.

It's all about that bass.

Its a satyre of rap an regaetton music. With all the big butts around and a competition, and then the hot lady with the big guns ending the debate. Put any rapper instead of Mastodon and you'll see what I mean. By, the way, I fell in love like five times watching the video. I like my women the way I like my coffee: Hot, with sugar and a bit of milk. And maybe some rum also.

Doesn't hurt that the band is from Atlanta.

Cold and bitter?

Who, me? Nah. Just tired.

Where the hell did that question mark come from? I like my women like I like my coffee: cold and bitter.

Oh. Now I see it. You like wives ;)

I didn't even realize that there was a new Mastodon album out.

After giving it a good listen, though, I have to say it's my favorite Mastodon album yet.

I've been trying to get back into metal, haven't been a regular listener for about 13 years.

Hell, I just recently listened to Sleep.

Any recommends?

The heavier music I still listen to on a fairly regular basis: Tyr, Amon Amarth, Devin Townsend, Mastodon, Opeth.

I've gotten soft in my old age and really don't enjoy the brutal shit anymore.

When I got out of highschool I switched to indie bullshit, then to punk, then jazz, now I am sort of musically homeless.

But I bought a nicer guitar then I am used to, and when I plug it in and go, metal comes out, so I've been wanting to go with the flow and also listen to some.

I'll say just mix everything. I have Jazz, Metal, Classic, Salsa and other stuff in my music player and go from one to the other as I feel like. The good thing about Metal is that it can be fussioned with all other stuff and get interesting results. Examples: Mastodon, Arcturus, Scar Symmetry, Dark Tranquillity, Avatarium, Opeth, Triptykon, Djerv, and any others. Let Google and Youtube be your guide.

Electric Wizard - Come My Fanatics.