Wednesday, 18 January 2017

Death at SPEED

quote [ A Colorado Maserati salesman died early Saturday when he wrecked one of his dealership’s luxury sports cars shortly after he posted Facebook Live video of himself zipping down a highway at 111 mph. ]

Give me fuel give me fire give me that which I desire!!!!

[SFW] [people]
[by coffeejoejava@11:10amGMT]

Comments

mechanical contrivance said @ 4:33pm GMT on 18th Jan
Makes sense.
cakkafracle said @ 4:49pm GMT on 18th Jan
does it? Apparently “It is impossible for us to understand why these things happen"

these death machine salesmen are only a notch below gun salesmen
backSLIDER said @ 4:02am GMT on 19th Jan
Yeah, that is a canned response because what he wanted to say was "I'm glad he is dead, he wrecked a $150k car and I would have fired him over the video if he had come back." I work at a Ducati dealership and sometimes have to navigate a fine line on law and speed and figuring out a problem for a customer. The name of the game is giving my boss plausible deniablity in most cases. I never joy ride and have seen multiple people fired over one joy ride. I can't say I care because I honestly didn't know that guy but he was probably a nice guy. He just fucked up with a lot of horsepower.
robotroadkill said @ 4:46pm GMT on 18th Jan
His foot was heavier than his brain.
lilmookieesquire said @ 10:25pm GMT on 18th Jan
I suppose there are worse ways for a car salesman to go out. I mean he didn't seem to kill anyone but himself and it's not like he got crushed by a mac truck while driving a Nissan leaf.

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