Thursday, 21 August 2014

The Strange & Curious Tale of the Last True Hermit

quote [ For nearly thirty years, a phantom haunted the woods of Central Maine. Unseen and unknown, he lived in secret, creeping into homes in the dead of night and surviving on what he could steal. To the spooked locals, he became a legend?or maybe a myth. They wondered how he could possibly be real. Until one day last year, the hermit came out of the forest. ]
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[by arrowhen@9:27pmGMT]

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GordonGuano said @ 1:08am GMT on 22nd Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
He's not real, he's only made of moonlight.
mechavolt said @ 2:38am GMT on 22nd Aug
To this day, I cannot read in a single sitting the chapter with the
Reveal
degloving
.
GordonGuano said @ 4:13am GMT on 22nd Aug
Yeah, once was enough for me. Same goes for all of The Road.
taeyn said @ 9:56pm GMT on 21st Aug
Man, I remember that...
HoZay said @ 10:38pm GMT on 21st Aug
People in Maine must not have dogs.
mechavolt said @ 11:46pm GMT on 21st Aug
Fascinating read.
mechavolt said @ 11:55pm GMT on 21st Aug
Chris became surprisingly introspective. "I did examine myself," he said. "Solitude did increase my perception. But here's the tricky thing—when I applied my increased perception to myself, I lost my identity. With no audience, no one to perform for, I was just there. There was no need to define myself; I became irrelevant. The moon was the minute hand, the seasons the hour hand. I didn't even have a name. I never felt lonely. To put it romantically: I was completely free."
midden said @ 11:51am GMT on 22nd Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
This is very close to my understanding of the Bhuddist concept of Emptiness. Nothing and no one, no phenomena, have any identity, any essence independent of everything else. Since we humans tie our identities so closely to other humans, it makes sense that this insight would arise in such complete and long-term isolation. Prolonged isolation is a common practice among most faiths or practices seeking personal insight.
mechavolt said @ 12:29pm GMT on 22nd Aug
I love this sort of thing. Almost every religion has something similar to this, whether it's losing the self in meditation or losing the self to wild abandonment (like tongues or dancing) or losing the self to the group (like in baptist worship services) or losing the self to intimate confession (like in Catholicism).
steele said @ 12:46pm GMT on 22nd Aug
Christianity has some similar ideas too...

'The young man said to Him, "All these things I have kept; what am I still lacking?" Jesus said to him, "If you wish to be complete, go and sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me." But when the young man heard this statement, he went away grieving; for he was one who owned much property. Then Jesus said to his disciples, "Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."'

Life is much simpler when you don't define yourself by the things you own or your place in the society. You can just BE.
mechavolt said @ 1:00pm GMT on 22nd Aug
I think it's important for there to be a balance. I think our identities are shaped in part by the people around us. But if you go too far you lose anything uniquely identifying, and you just become part of the crowd. You need to keep part of yourself separate to keep your own unique identity. But if you isolate yourself too much, there's no one to express that identity to and your identity becomes meaningless. There's a reason people kept in isolation suffer severe mental stress.

I'm thinking like Paris Hilton on one end of the spectrum, and this hermit guy on the other.
steele said @ 1:19pm GMT on 22nd Aug [Score:2]
True. I don't know how much you get into things like archetypes and the like, but even the Hermit is only meant to be a transitional character. I mean, that's basically what they all are. They're roles that we play, going back and forth between the different versions of ourselves, learning the lessons they have to offer on our path towards becoming the one that can walk through the world as if it were a "kingdom".

I thought Pratchett got it pretty good with his character Tiffany Aching's experience of oneness:
“I'll never be like this again . . . I'll never again feel as tall as the sky and as old as the hills and as strong as the sea. I've been given something for a while, and the price of it is that I have to give it back.

And the reward is giving it back, too. No human could live like this. You could spend a day looking at a flower to see how wonderful it is, and that wouldn't get the milking done. No wonder we dream our way through our lives. To be awake, and see it all as it really is...no one could stand that for long.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

Or an old Zen saying: "Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
HoZay said @ 3:27pm GMT on 22nd Aug
After enlightenment, steal marshmallows.
Dumbledorito said @ 1:18am GMT on 22nd Aug
That's cool and all, but he did steal everything he had and rotted his teeth on junk food.

I must say I'm impressed he could survive so many winters in northern Maine. The temps alone are bad enough, but I hear the Stephen King monsters are the worst.
GordonGuano said @ 2:24am GMT on 22nd Aug
Have you read Gerald's Game? He was a Stephen King monster.
Dumbledorito said @ 9:47am GMT on 22nd Aug
That's one of his few books I haven't read. I dig more of his supernatural stuff over his real-world stuff I suppose, mostly because he long ago became of an age where things like technology and "stuff people do these days" are starting to slip out of his grasp.

That said, I really didn't care for Doctor Sleep, as his soul-vampires didn't seem as believable as other supernatural creatures he's done. The whole "steam" idea just sounded silly when it was revealed it could be contained in canisters. Ancient canopic jars would've worked, or some other artifact, but these were like finding out that Dracula stored his leftovers in a Thermos.

I did like Mr. Mercedes, though that only worked because it was from the POV of an old guy who didn't care much for technology, and the specifics of computer functionality were kept to a minimum.
mechavolt said @ 10:44am GMT on 22nd Aug
Stephen King hasn't worked for me since Insomnia. What started out as a great concept turned into a plug for his Dark Tower series. But his stuff before that? There's some good stuff there.
AssBastard said @ 11:30am GMT on 22nd Aug
Holy crap, you employed Stephen King for a while? Neat! Are you a publisher? Are you the Penguin from Penguin books?
GordonGuano said @ 11:34am GMT on 22nd Aug
Don't be silly, Assy.


He's the Viking from Viking.
AssBastard said @ 11:39am GMT on 22nd Aug
I'd have thought he'd have been the House. From Viking.
mechavolt said @ 11:41am GMT on 22nd Aug
I'm actually both Simon and Schuster. Teleporter accident. Don't ask. Stephen will probably write a book about it.
GordonGuano said @ 11:47am GMT on 22nd Aug
That's kind of Random. How's your mom doing?
steele said @ 11:40am GMT on 22nd Aug
mechavolt! by North Central Positronics.
arrowhen said @ 2:44pm GMT on 22nd Aug
Maybe he was Vi from Vicodin.
Bleb said @ 3:30am GMT on 22nd Aug
Came here to post that exact passage.
midden said @ 2:00am GMT on 22nd Aug
I've had fantasies of this ever since I read My Side of the Mountain in middle school.
mechanical contrivance said @ 11:44pm GMT on 22nd Aug
I read that and the sequel. Still never wanted to do it.
midden said @ 12:58am GMT on 23rd Aug
There was a sequel???

........

Gha. That was published the year I graduated from college. I don't think it counts.
Dumbledorito said @ 2:55am GMT on 22nd Aug
If he really wanted to mess with the authorities, he would've said he was part of the world's most intense Hide-and-Seek tournament and then spend the rest of his time in jail demanding his trophy.
Dumbledorito said @ 9:43am GMT on 22nd Aug
robotroadkill said @ 12:43pm GMT on 22nd Aug
On the one hand, I also share some romantic notion of living out in the woods enjoying nature away from civilization, but on the other hand this guy is the epitome of selfishness.
GordonGuano said @ 12:52pm GMT on 22nd Aug
Welcome to the autism spectrum!
Dumbledorito said @ 4:19pm GMT on 22nd Aug
And the world of the self-help guru.
HoZay said @ 11:40pm GMT on 22nd Aug
The title is a little off - this is not the end of hermits. There will probably always be hermits. Good story tho.

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