Sunday, 20 July 2025

They're putting blue food coloring in everything

quote [ "Why is my burger blue?" I asked, innocently.
"Oh! We're making all of our food blue, all the best restaurants are doing it now." the waiter explained.
But I didn't want my burger to be blue. ]

A rant about how certain trends are getting out of hand, and the death of tradition.

The author fails to talk about how traditional non-blue food companies are laying off their workers, and the disturbing news that blue food seems to cause learning disabilities in our youth, even though the medical tests all come back fine.
[SFW] [humor] [+1 Interesting]
[by avid@9:28pmGMT]

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Dienes said @ 12:25am GMT on 21st Jul
ok boom-boom
Dienes said @ 12:26am GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Original]
(I know its about AI)
mechanical contrivance said @ 6:11pm GMT on 22nd Jul
Smurfburgers!
Paracetamol said @ 9:05am GMT on 29th Jul
This got posted around so much that the server no longer responds, BTW. Seems to have hit some notes.

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