It's both a miracle and a mystery that SE is still here. Thanks, steele.

at this point, this site is my 2nd longest relationship

I've been here since near the beginning, lurking over the years. Aside from my parents/siblings, this is scarily the social group I've been in the longest.

it's because family comes and goes but totally random strangers are forever

Creatures of habit.

9 years later and JOECAM is still missing.

He would have loved this stuff!

I can't mod but I can reply, so consider this a +1 Funny!

Got it.

Thought this was going to be a link to the first Endowment post.

also, going for + old here

For people doing this: The trick is to have many divergent +1 tags (keeping the score neutral) and 2 -[something] votes for applying said tag and not lowering the score too much.

My bad, I was just 5min from waking up and I done fucked up

“I think I got most of the errors”

is actually a pretty ok tagline replacement.

As someone who enjoyed Sensible Erection, I feel really old.

lol, same. pretty sure we're all middle aged or better at this point.

Same

I don't remember the last 9 years so they must have been good
Or the drugs were good

or they were good and the drugs were bad

I only put things of the highest quality in my body

Like ancient Roman pestles.

alta in ano

this should have been modded +1 insertfull

When are they passing out medals?

awarded as unlockable achievements in the upcoming SE VR MMORPG

Can I get a goofy as well as a Mickelson mouse badge?

Oh if you have a Honey Badger I'd be ever appreciative.

It sure has been something wasting so much time with so little effort for so long with so few.

I'm honestly surprised every day this is still intact, and yet I'll probably keep showing up until those days are over.

Thanks everyone for sharing all your weird junk.

Bend over and I'll share my weird junk.
Unfortunately, I don't have anywhere else to use that line.

Thanks people. I'm still decently alive and will continue to keep coming here.

I'd certainly be able to take on fewer five year olds in a fight these days.

All Glory to SE!