Monday, 20 April 2020

Twitter challenge: Describe yourself like a male author would

quote [ What she lacked in height she made up for in breast size. Her tight shirt was a sign that I was meant to appreciate them with my adoring eyes.
But then she cackled like a witch before mocking my favorite male comedian. I became as flacid as her flat, brown hair ]

"My pointer caressed the Preview button. By posting their humorous ramblings on SE, I hoped to differentiate myself from the common herd, un-immunised against misogyny. It was a low risk strategy with potentially high rewards. But was it wrong that the further I read, the more I wanted to meet these women? Yes, it probably was..."

Found the link at:

How Women See How Male Authors See Them

Which I in turn came across at

I have just read the first few chapters of Altered Carbon, and was disliking it so much that I wanted to read some reviews to help me decide whether to carry on.
[NSFW] [literature] [+3]
[by cb361@2:58pmGMT]


Headlessfriar said[2] @ 3:04am GMT on 21st Apr [Score:1 Funny]
lilmookieesquire said @ 2:03am GMT on 21st Apr
I also imagine women enjoy having sex with me, so by contrast, is gold eyelids really such a stretch? /selfburn
lilmookieesquire said @ 2:04am GMT on 21st Apr

/burning sensation joke
lilmookieesquire said @ 2:05am GMT on 21st Apr
/not knowing when to end the joke thread
steele said @ 2:07am GMT on 21st Apr
Atropos, come get your boy.

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